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Feeling Flushed

I realize that this is a relatively good time to be an American. We have adult governance again and the children who misbehaved badly at the Capitol on January 6th are being rounded up to face their eventual legal dispositions. My 'toons, therefore, should be more festooned with rainbows and puppies rather than dour assessments of what's in the pus-riddled minds of the traitors previously known as the Republican Party.

But I know how they felt.

I asked myself the other day, "What if President Obama had told the country on November 10, 2016, that something was horribly amiss and that the Presidency had been stolen by a man who lost the election by almost three million votes?"

I would have believed Mr. Obama. With all my heart.

Hell, I would have believed ANYTHING other than that orange, racist con-man had somehow won the presidential election. But, first and foremost, after enjoying eight years of Mr. Obama's competent leadership I knew that he was an honorable, decent, trustworthy human and if he said the election results stunk to high Heaven, I'd have cried "Amen!".

(Technical note: Trump won the election by a mere sprinkling of 77,000 votes across three states. That's all.)

Numerous legal processes would have then ensued and there's no telling what the outcome would have been, but Mr. Obama was still President at the time and, as we've seen from Trump's last days in office, there's a lot of power that can be implemented from behind the Resolute Desk.

Most likely, as the voting data in critical state legislatures was controlled by Conservatives, there probably would have come a moment where no final, definitive decision could be determined, and that Trump was declared the winner.

If, at that point, Mr. Obama had said "That's it. The Russians have installed their puppet in the White House. It's up to the people now. You must rise up and fight for your country!", I would have been there.

I think this moment is what Republicans were referring to when they often said Obama wanted to be dictator. (They said a lot of other mean, nasty, ugly things, too.) It could be that they, and Mr. Obama, knew that this moment in our nation's history was possible, where the Republican Party had finally suppressed and gerrymandered enough votes to put a malleable sociopath in the Oval Office. Mr. Obama, being privy to security assessments regarding Trump, knew he would be a mortal danger to this country. Which proved true.

If Mr. Obama had told the American people that the only way to save the country was through active, possibly violent protest, the resultant crowds would have made the Million Woman March look like a corner lemonade stand. And there would have been death and destruction across this country as the fetal QAnon's grabbed their assault rifles and showed their displeasure in a way that would be horrifyingly ironic considering their actions in 2021.

Fortunately, the country made it through Trump's four years, but just barely. Though after sifting through the radioactive rubble Trump left in his wake maybe a 2016 Democratic insurrection would have been worth it. It would have been a good time to sit down and rethink who controls the President when the President is out of control.

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“I was allowed to believe things that weren’t true.” - Marjorie Taylor Greene

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

=Lefty=

 
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News & Notes for February 6, 2021

Trump is the first modern President to no longer receive intelligence briefings.

FBI is arresting hundreds of Capitol insurrectionists.

How Democrats won Georgia.

Republicans proposing over 100 voter-suppression bills in 28 states.

Trump has walked into legal trap by refusing to testify at his impeachment trial.




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eddi

Kharkov
That assumes the Rebs don't just blow up in '22. If by some miracle they fail to gain majorities using those tactics in the several states, it may be the death blow. In '24 that would be at least three group claiming to be the real Republicans; Trumpeteers, old school GOP, and a Q Wing. Rival candidtes including a jailed Trump (hey if Lyndon LaRouche could do it he can). The press will eat it up and completely ignore the Harris/Ocasio-Cortez campaign. They will win by a tighter margin than OHJ and Kamala did, but the opposing votes will be split in more ways than there are candidates.

Kharkov

Well, now comes the time between wars - What's that called again? Oh yes, reloading.
Starting in 2023, expect to see 2 or 3 Repugs 'I'm NOT running for President' (nod, wink) running the Trump playbook.
Demonise different colours, education levels, city-dwellers etc.
Make huge (hyuge?) sweeping accusations that are entirely lacking in supporting evidence.
Declare that THE END is about to come as guns, religion, queer-bashing etc are about to be swept away into black sites.
Promise big (bigly?) cash-back deals, the return of old-style jobs, bring back coal, bring back... well, basically the 50's.
And having stirred the pot, they'll do all they can to surf that wave into Washington DC.
And Trump? He'll be the martyr - They put him in jail [INSERT ONE OF MANY CRIMES HERE] - And took away his money!
They'll refer to him and run his playbook but they'll never criticise him, even as the crimes are brought out into daylight.
Get ready for 2024! Book your seats early.
And, oh yeah, do all you can to get people registered to vote, check that YOU'RE still registered to vote, and make sure you can do mail-in voting because the pandemic isn't going away for a good few years yet.

Benji

Vonnegot fans: Granfalloon alert!

Seems that loony toon MTG moderated a Facebook page called 'Family America Project', or FAP.

FAP. A phrase coined by a left handed artist/cartoonist who went by the name 'Hard' and who penned a really great strip called 'Sexy Losers' - in one subplot titled 'Mikes Left Hand' fap was the noise made during solo sex....fitting for the mental masturbation of MTG.

Coincedence? Makes jooish space lasers almost make sense. Next thing you know the nutjob fringe will be worrying about COVID anal swabs....wait....really?

A mind is a terrible thing.

Brad

In 2024 Biden will be 81, older than any candidate yet. Either he'll do a LOT of delegating or he'll step aside and endorse Kamala.

Which means the GOP will lie low and wait for their chance. As always.

Wayne

Unless MTG "tanks" the whole party first.

eddi

Lefty
To the GOP Trump was the Word made Flesh. No wonder they worship him. He is everything they never had the guts to be. If he wasn't a coward and a fool, he would have declared himself President For Life in 2018. And made it stick.

David

If Fox News wants to talk about Joe Biden’s watch, which belonged to his son Beau, then we should also talk about DJTs watches.

Fact: In 2005 DJT launched a watch line based upon the TAG Heuer line of luxury watches. That watch line, like all of his businesses, probably failed.

Fact: DJT has been seen wearing a gold tone Rolex watch.

DJT has been seen wearing a Patek Philippe oval faced integrated band watch.
DJT has been seen wearing a Vacheron Constantin Historiques Ultra-Fine 1968 watch with a value of $48,000

But, Nooo, let’s talk about Joe Biden’s watch, which coincidentally, pairs well with a tan suit.

Hopefully the Smartmatic lawsuit will eviscerate Faux news.

David

The QOP (formerly, the GOP) has already begun Jim Crow era rules for voting because their dumbshit lost.

Until Donald tRump is locked up the QOP will always be a problem. Even then they'll try to get one of his children in so they can pardon their anointed one.

Lefty (mod)

eddi, I think the common wisdom after Chunky Hitler was elected was that he'd soon overstep his boundaries and be cast out by Congress for being the odious turd that he is. But after a year in office it became clear the GOP wasn't going to lift a finger, no matter what atrocities their little quisling committed. They were all in on the scam and looking forward to ruling forever. The travails both Trump and his party are now enduring are well-earned and I hope, I really hope, they all wander the desert for decades to come.

eddi

By the way, Rep. Greene is a whiner when she loses.

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