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The progressive editorial cartoon about Republicans playing political games with the Supreme Court.

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When I heard that the Fox News Xmas tree caught fire my first thought was "There IS a Santa Claus!"

My second thought was "Fox will find a way to blame Biden for this."

It's no surprise the tree was assaulted. I mean, look at how it was dressed. It was ASKING for it.


Biden: "The world needs to stand up against Putin."

Tucker Carlson: "Putin's a person, too! You leave Britney, uh, I mean, you leave Vladimir alone!"


The "Snow Miser" song is now accepted as an Xmas song suitable for irritating innocent shoppers.

What's next? The "Batman Returns" theme song?

Instead, how about a Jethro Tull Xmas song?


Anyone who says "I love my gun" may as well be saying "I love my shoe" or "I love my toaster".

It's not love. Love is between humans. Getting a squirt of oxytocin from thinking about or touching a cold and unreceptive chunk of consumer goods is demented.


(Semi-actual conversation)

*ring*: "Hello?

Foreign Voice: "Hello, this is the health department."

Me: "Whoa! What'd I do now?"

Voice: "Nothing, sir. We're just checking to see if you still have the old Social Security card."

Me: "Yes. Yes, I do."

Voice: "Very good. Could you give me that number, please, so I can check?"

Me: "Yes. It's F-U-C-K-Y-O..."

And then they hung up.

Now I'll never know if I have the right card.


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News & Notes for December 11th, 2021

Capitol attack planned using Powerpoint. Yes, Powerpoint!

Big Pharma manipulated the system and raised prices with abandon.

Biden halts Federal aid to fossil fuel projects overseas.

Republican Congressman celebrates guns and ask Santa for ammo in incredibly tone-deaf Christmas photo.

Trump's new media company immediately investigated by the SEC.

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The progressive editorial cartoon about Republicans playing political games with the Supreme Court.

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