I
Meant To Say "Rich Muthafukkahs!"
I'll keep this short.
We had a president in the 1980s with senile dementia
and alzheimers who confused his old movies with his
actual life and who claimed trees caused pollution.
He won his first election by conspiring with a country
that had kidnapped and held hostage Americans who worked
at the Iranian embassy.
His vice president was once the Director of the CIA,
which had nothing to do with his becoming the next
president in 1988. Absolutely nothing, even though
it was the first time an incumbent vice president had
become president since 1836. He ignored Saddam Hussein's
threat to invade Kuwait and so began the Oil Wars.
He was so popular he lost reelection to a sexy saxophone
player.
Years later one of his sons was awarded the presidency
by the Supreme Court due to the confusion of the vote
count in a state governed by one of his other sons.
Read that again. This new president ignored security
warnings about attacks on America and later invaded
the wrong country looking for weapons they didn't have.
We just had a president who has had close financial
ties to America's enemies for decades and who last
January tried to overthrow the legitimate government
of the United States. And every Republican member of
the House and Senate is perfectly okay with this.
So if you think I'm crazy to suggest that there's something
REALLY suspicious about 500,000 extra votes in Virginia
for the Republican candidate for Governor let me just
say that I have my reasons.
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While I'm yelling at clouds...
They say the difference in the election was swung by
white women.
Really?
So all the white women that voted
for Biden abruptly voted Republican because McAuliffe
didn't use the phrase "Critical Race Theory" often
enough? Let me just say that, in computer terms, that's
an easy check-box to flip.
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Also too, I'd like to point out that McAuliffe
received 160,000 more votes than his Democratic predecessor
did in 2017. Impressive, but the 2% difference in the
2021 vote totals is 1% JUST outside the limit needed
to
request an audit in that state. Very, um, convenient.
Yes?
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Tomorrow, Saturday, is my birthday. It means I'm another
step closer to diving headfirst into the worm-food
pool but I'm taking every opportunity 'tween now
and then to enjoy the view. And I hope the view includes
boobs and cake, not necessarily in that order.
=Lefty=
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