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The progressive editorial cartoon about the Biblical description of Satan.

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States of Confusion

Well, Hell! A man can't even take a refreshing golden shower nowadays without having to think about that fat orange bastard.


Tucker Carlson: "Pete Buttigieg took paternity leave to figure out how to breastfeed his twins." (actual quote)

Buttigieg: "Said the man who routinely sucks venom out of Rupert Murdoch's traitorous schlong." (some snarky shit I made up)


For those worried about the curent spate of inflation or the ever-constricting availability of consumer goods please consider the following:

If you heave a massive orange turd, one that is said to be 239 pounds but is closer to 339 pounds, into a calmly flowing river it will cause huge ripple effects which will eventually, and thankfully, race away to dash themselves into oblivion against the banks, as the river runs ever on.

The lesson here is we should be much more vigilant for turds and those who throw them.


Today's comic originally appeared April 30, 2012.


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The progressive editorial cartoon about the Biblical description of Satan.

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