States
of Confusion
I really REALLY wanted to draw a comic this morning
but I decided to stick with my schedule and just share
the
idea with you in text form. (It would have been a four-panel
'toon):
What Trump said: "Fix the voting system or Republicans
will not vote."
What Democrats thought: "Yay! Trump's telling Republicans
not to vote!"
What Trump actually meant: "The GOP must continue to
suppress Democratic votes so I can win in 2024."
How the GOP responded: "We're suppressing as fast as
we can, oh Chosen One!"
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The 1/6 Committee will vote Tuesday to hold Steve Bannon
in contempt.
Really Fun Fact: Bannon cannot take the 5th because
he was pardoned by Trump.
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I don't mean to alarm you good folks but the crux of
my health biscuit this past month were periods of
discomforting thoracic distress. It was so bad that
I sometimes imagined myself
keeled over at the computer, my hand grasping the mouse
in a literal death grip, it's pointer hovering over
the "Delete Browser History" button, awaiting a mouse-click
that
would never come.
Well, I finally got the doctor's report from my physical
and his recommendation is as follows:
"Take more vitamin D3."
Yeah, that was pretty much it.
So I've been taking prescribed mega-doses of D3 for
the past couple of days and, well, I feel much better. I
think. You see, there's only one of me in this medical
experiment so the placebo effect is hard to assess
accurately.
On the bright side, this was my first thorough
physical in years and the doctor found me to be in
remarkably good
shape
for
someone
as old and cranky as I am. Yes, my blood pressure is
a little high but Doc seems convinced that simply augmenting
my vegetarian diet with this particular vitamin will
do the trick. Time will tell.
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Have a great weekend, everybody. See you Monday with
fresh old comics.
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Today's comic originally appeared
June 26, 2013.
=Lefty=
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