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Worse Soon. Love, Donald.
So Trump didn't order enough covid-19
vaccine and then lied about how much
we have in reserve, which is none.
None. Zero. Nada. The cupboard doesn't
even have bones in it.
I'm calculating that's at least 400,000
cases of murder Trump needs to be charged
with.
Is there anything about t-Rump's personality
that WOULDN'T suggest that his failure
to order sufficient supplies of vaccine
was anything other than spiteful revenge
against a country that failed to vote
for him?
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I'm thinkin'.... those convicted of secession
should automatically lose their right to governmental
assistance, including Medicare, Social Security,
plus the fire and police departments.
They can't have their MREs and eat them, too.
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I'm thinkin'.... Joe Biden ought to lead his 82 million voters on a "peaceful
march" to the offices of Fox News.
Yes, we now live in Trumpland, where "peaceful march" no longer
has meaning.
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I was concerned, as many are, that t-Rump would mass-pardon all the insurrectionists
on his way out the door. Then I happily learned that he cannot do that:
US Constitution, Article 2, Section 2:
"The President ... shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons
for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment."
Yeah, so eat it, Zip-Tie Guy! Suck it, Confederate Fag Guy! Blow it out
yer keister, Fire Extinguisher Guy. Tough luck, Dead-Squirrel-On-Head
Guy!
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One of the common conjectures I've heard lately is that if the mob that
attacked the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to protest a stolen election
by t-Rump had been Black there would have been a bloody massacre by armed
police instead of the meek and almost polite reaction by Capitol Police
to the majority-Caucasian secessionists.
Nope. Never would have happened that way.
A protest against t-Rump would have happened at the White House, which
is why t-Rump erected three walls of protection to protect it and himself.
It's almost like t-Rump knew the GOP was stealing the election for him
and so they prepared for the mass outrage that was inevitably to follow.
So the mob outside the White House would have consisted of a broad swath
of races, not just African-Americans.
Thankfully, 82 million Americans shattered his dim-witted hopes of autocracy
but would t-Rump have given the shoot-to-kill order to the phalanxes
of National Guardsmen posted around the perimeter?
You bet.
You don't steal a Presidential election and then bow to the whim of a
bunch of socialist-commie-crybaby Democrats.
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I keep hearing that t-Rump will never go to jail for his various and
sundry crimes after he leaves office, that his cases will tied up in
court for years.
So I'm asking... who the HELL will defend this man? If there's an impeachment
trial in the Senate t-Rump is basically down to Congressman Jim Jordan
as his legal representative. Are there really established legal offices
who will take on the numerous cases of a man who is CLEARLY guilty of
crimes against this country and who will then summarily stiff them?
t-Rump will die in jail.
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On the 6th day of Coupsmas my failed dictator gave to me:
Six cabinet members a-resignatin'
Five innocent victims
Four (hundred) calls to Putin
Three children griftin'
Two impeachments
And one horrifying term in the White House
Happy New President!
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Technical Note:
When the cartoon changed name and web addresses back in 2015 all of the
Comments up to that point were lost due to linking issues. I am now slowly
restoring all the Comments that were lost. I've just finished 2014 and
will proceed to restore the balance of comments as soon as
possible.
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