Into
the Bin
Here's what I'm thinking lately.
Once t-Rump loses the election and leaves the White
House, even if by force, particularly if by bloody
force, I will delete every cartoon about
t-Rump that I have ever created.
All of them.
You might say we need them for historical reasons,
to remind us of our bad decision to not immediately
burn down Washington back
on
2016
when
we realized our grave mistake that horrible November
day but, I should remind you, that I created a LOT
of comics about Dubya, too, and none of them appear
to
have made
the slightest
dent
in raising public
awareness of just how stupidly evil the Republican
Party can be.
The obverse of this decision is, in addition to my
usual 'toons, to also create images of t-Rump being
tortured in any number of delightfully perverse ways.
I have
this one idea involving a plastic chair, an old
guitar strap, an assortment of vile, foamy liquids...
Ah, but I've said too much.
Onward!
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The holidays are coming so it's obvious that we're
going to have to adapt to the new viral situation.
One thing I'm sure we'll need are Christmas songs
that address the contemporary reality but also provide
pleasant
background music as we shop online. Some of the titles
might
include the following:
"Stay Home, All Ye Faithful"
"Super Spreader Is Coming To town"
"The Twelve Days of ICU"
"Coughin' In A Winter Wonderland"
"I Saw Mommy Infecting Santa Claus"
"I'll Be Ventilated For Christmas"
"Rudolph, the Red-State Reindeer"
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Cytokine Storm"
"It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like 14th Century
Europe"
"Please Stay Home for Christmas"
And, if we're lucky, perhaps the ghost of
Elvis will rise from the dead to serenade us in
his own inimitable
fashion
with this modest rewrite of that old favorite "I'll
Be Home For Christmas."
Take it it away, boys.
I'm staying home for Christmas
Isolating socially
I'll stay here unless I need beer
Or a covid-19 test for me.
Christmas eve will find me
Hand-washing compulsively
I'll be home for Christmas
So I won't be a casualty
So I won't be a cas-swahl-teeeeeeeeeee.
Thanka. Thanka vermuch.
=Lefty=
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