Dirty
Birdies
Department of Homeland Security: “Russian state
media and proxy websites in mid-August 2020 criticized
the integrity of expanded and universal vote-by-mail,
claiming ineligible voters could receive ballots due
to out-of-date voter rolls, leaving a vast amount of
ballots unaccounted for and vulnerable to tampering.”
“These websites also alleged that vote-by-mail
processes would overburden the U.S. Postal Service
and local
boards of election, delaying
vote tabulation and creating more opportunities for
fraud and error.”
Hmmmmm..... now WHO does that sound like?
Oh, yeah... Dime-Store Hitler.
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Actual t-Rump: "A lot fewer people have died of covid
if you disregard the Blue states."
Weatherman t-Rump: "The country is a lot cooler
than most people think if you disregard the Southern
states."
Titanic captain t-Rump: "It was smooth sailing
if you disregarded all the icebergs and the passengers
dying
of hypothermia."
Auto repairman t-Rump: "This car runs like
a champ if you disregard all the black smoke coming
out of the tailpipe, the geysers of steaming oil scalding
passers-by,
and the nest of rabid wolverines living behind the
dashboard."
Coup d'etat t-Rump: "I win 100% of the votes if
you disregard the ballots for the other guy."
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Will t-Rump even show up for the debates?
And, if he does, can we check his ears for communication
devices? We already let Dubya
get away with that shit in 2004.
=Lefty=
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