Back
to Kickin' Donald!
I sometimes wonder
if I go "too
far" with my
ideas but, with t-Rump,
that's almost literally
impossible. (For
the record, there
was originally a
more "indiscrete" version
of this cartoon.
This is sort of the
PG-13 version.)
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I'm looking forward
to a President who
isn't so insecure
he has to wear lifts
in his shoes, doesn't
have an addiction
to adderall, doesn't
wear adult diapers,
doesn't spend two
hours applying make-up
and having his hair
done every morning,
who isn't sexually
attracted to one
of his daughters
and treats the other
like garbage, who
doesn't think Nazis
are "fine people",
who hasn't become
mentally and physically
disabled by a series
of strokes, who doesn't
give a flying fig
about anything except
his poll numbers,
and who isn't so
deeply in debt to
the Russian mafia
that his own political
party chooses to
simply stand and
look on in undisguised
venal admiration
as 180,000 Americans
die.
C'mon, November!
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October 20, 2020
t-Rump: "Surprise, America! Your favorite president
has a vaccine for the coronavirus! Vote for me!"
t-Rump voters: "But... you told us the virus was
a hoax, that it would go away, that we didn't even
have to take simple safety precautions. Why would we
need a vaccine? Are you saying that Grammaw actually
DID die of covid-19 instead of (checks coroner's report)
'Antifa-monia'? Are you saying you held crowded rallies
and forced our kids back into schools when you knew
that covid-19 was dangerous? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
t-Rump: "Vaccine? What vaccine? I might have heard
of a vaccine but I certainly had nothing to do with
it. Now rush into crowded polling stations and vote
for me."
t-Rump voters: "Righty-o!"
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What have we learned
in the past 24 hours?
Melania refused to
poop in toilets in
which negroes had
previously pooped.
Joe Biden raised
a record $365 million
dollars in campaign
donations, 95% from
grassroots contributors.
Antifa is attacking
people using soup.
Trump didn't have
a series of mini-strokes,
because he said so,
even though no one
asked him.
Trump told his female
press secretary to
put
out for Kim Jong
Un.
81 Nobel Prize winners
have endorsed Joe
Biden.
A week before the
election the NY office
of the FBI will declare
that Anthony Wiener's
laptop has Joe Biden's
emails on it. (I
made that up.)
Covid-19 can wreck
your heart, even
if you never had
symptoms.
Trump equated being
shot in the back
seven times with
missing a putt.
Melania used a private
server for her email.
Private server for
her email. Private
server. Email.
Voters younger than
55 prefer Biden to
Trump 52% to 37%
(Grinnel College
poll)
One of the Board
of Directors of the
USPS also manages
Mitch McConnell's
Super PAC.
Nancy Pelosi's haircut
is the most important
thing in the world!
Joe Biden has actually
been president for
the past four years.
Everything is his
fault.
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And just one more
reminder that I have
a new website:
Poozycat.com
Stop in, read the About page for more info and, if
you find yourself enticed, come back often for a little
daily
feline pulchritude.
=Lefty=
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