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The progressive web comic about how Trump called our military men suckers and losers.

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Real All About It... Before It's Gone

"Stars and Stripes", the military newspaper that's been offering news to U.S. servicemen since 1861, recently reprinted The Atlantic's story about t-Rump calling our soldiers "losers" and "suckers".

The newspaper has now been shut down. Permanently.
Probably just a coincidence.


When the story in The Atlantic emerged of t-Rump calling U.S. troops "suckers" and "losers" I knew he'd do something really heinous today to get the story off the front page.

Who knew the vituperous orange dingleberry would literally get rid of the front pages?

RIP Stars and Stripes.

Addendum: Under immense pressure for the move Trump forced to eat shit and re-fund the paper. Time will tell, however, as he'll lie about anything.


I think Trump voters are too yellah to vote twice.


If they REALLY liked Trump they'd vote for him three or four times, but they're all too chicken.



I apologize for not remembering the late Molly Ivins' marvelous description of Pat Buchanan's speech for the 1993 Republican Convention until just now because it so perfectly described the 2020 RNC:

"It probably sounded better in the original German."


What's worse than a president telling people to illegally vote twice?

An Attorney General who won't say if voting twice is illegal.

What's worse than an Attorney General who won't enforce the law?

A Republican Congressman who turns a blind eye to Republican criminality.

What's worse than a Republican Congressman only in it for the money and power?

White voters who love guns and violence more than equality and peace.

It doesn't get any worse than that.


A man has been in court for months, charged with rape. The victim has a DNA sample she says is his. All her attorney wants from the assailant is a DNA sample to compare with the evidence but the alleged assailant refuses to give one.

This is the possibly the easiest criminal case in the world to have dismissed, if you're innocent.

But Trump won't give up the DNA sample.

Oh, did I forget to mention the guy was Trump?



Is it okay if I mention my new website one mo' time:


Gonna do it anyway.


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News & Notes for September 4, 2020

Two senior advisors confirm Trump's remarks about fallen soldiers.

Trump, who denies calling Senator John McCain "a loser" definitely called McCain "a loser".

Retired general blasts Trump over his insults to our troops.

Biden to Trump: "My son was no sucker!"

AG Bill Barr lied about vote-by-mail fraud.

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Man: I just read that Trump called our troops suckers and losers.
Woman: Are you sure that story isn't about his voters?

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