Real
All About It... Before It's Gone
"Stars and Stripes",
the military newspaper
that's been offering
news to U.S. servicemen
since 1861, recently
reprinted The Atlantic's
story about t-Rump
calling our soldiers "losers" and "suckers".
The newspaper has
now been shut down.
Permanently.
Probably just a coincidence.
--------------
When the story in
The Atlantic emerged
of t-Rump calling
U.S. troops "suckers" and "losers" I
knew he'd do something
really heinous today
to get the story
off the front page.
Who knew the vituperous
orange dingleberry
would literally get
rid of the front
pages?
RIP Stars and Stripes.
Addendum: Under immense
pressure for the
move Trump forced
to eat shit and re-fund
the paper. Time will
tell, however, as
he'll lie about anything.
--------------
I think Trump voters
are too yellah to
vote twice.
YELLAH!
If they REALLY liked
Trump they'd vote
for him three or
four times, but they're
all too chicken.
BYUCKKKK-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck!
------------
I apologize for not remembering the late Molly Ivins'
marvelous description of Pat Buchanan's speech for
the 1993 Republican Convention until just now because
it so perfectly described the 2020 RNC:
"It probably sounded better in the original German."
-----------
What's worse than
a president telling
people to illegally
vote twice?
An Attorney General
who won't say if
voting twice is illegal.
What's worse than
an Attorney General
who won't enforce
the law?
A Republican Congressman
who turns a blind
eye to Republican
criminality.
What's worse than
a Republican Congressman
only in it for the
money and power?
White voters who
love guns and violence
more than equality
and peace.
It doesn't get any
worse than that.
------------
A man has been in
court for months,
charged with rape.
The victim has a
DNA sample she says
is his. All her attorney
wants from the assailant
is a DNA sample to
compare with the
evidence but the
alleged assailant
refuses to give one.
This is the possibly
the easiest criminal
case in the world
to have dismissed,
if you're innocent.
But Trump won't give
up the DNA sample.
Oh, did I forget
to mention the guy
was Trump?
Sorry.
------------
Is it okay if I mention
my new website one
mo' time:
Poozycat.com
Gonna do it anyway.
=Lefty=
|