Just
Another Piece
of Cloth
t-Rump
knew Putin had bounties
on the heads of American
soldiers for MONTHS
and did nothing about
it...
I think that's because
somewhere, somehow,
he was indirectly
profiting from it.
I know that sounds
terrible, but we
are talking about
a very, VERY terrible
sack of fertilizer
wearing a red tie.
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How different countries
confront Covid-19.
Countries dominated
by for-profit hospital/insurance
complexes: Use their
medical resources
to treat the sick.
Countries with socialized
medicine: Use their
medical resources
to prevent the spread
of the disease.
One kind of health
care saves money,
one kind costs money.
See if you can guess
which countries I'm
referring to.
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Just another day
that ends in "y".
Veep Pence said
that all 50 states
are opening safely
and responsibly,
on the same day that
the total number
of U.S. coronavirus
cases hit a one-day
high.
t-Rump announces
new federal hiring
practices that replaces
emphasis on college
degrees with system
based on grift and
bribery.
an appeals court
says t-Rump broke
the
law ("Broke
the law". Heh.
What a quaint notion
in Bill Barr's America.)
when he used military
money to build all
three miles of his
wall.
Just a reminder that
the U.S is still
running concentration
camps on the border.
But Jews, uh, I mean,
Mexicans aren't people,
anyway. Yawohl?
t-Rump is asked by
an audience member,
during a televised
interview, what his
agenda would be in
a second term of
office. t-Rump responds
by attempting to
translate a Swedish
instruction manual
for a daybed into
Farsi, without knowing
Swedish, Farsi or
what a daybed is.
Or, at least, that's
what it sounded like.
For eight years Republicans
chanted "Remove
and Replace" regarding
the ACA. Today t-Rump's
lawyers are before
the Supreme Court
arguing for the invalidation
of the Act, which
is essentially "Remove
and Replace With
Nothing and Fuck
the Proles!"
Research indicates
that coronavirus
infection and mortality
rates are higher
in areas where Fox
News host Sean Hannity
has his widest audience.
Coincidentally, every
state mentioned in
the poll uses the
phrase "Incest
is best" in
its state song. (I
made that last part
up, but it sounded
right, didn't it?)
If the House's Police
Reform bill had already
been law George Floyd
would be alive today.
Which means more
George Floyd's will
continue to die because
Mitch McConnell is
a racist asshole.
The House just passed
statehood for DC,
ensuring two more
Democratic Senators
if it's also passed
by the Senate. More
likely, Mitch McConnell
will crumple the
legislation into
a ball, set it on
fire, collect the
ashes and bury them
in peat moss in a
locked filing cabinet
at the far end of
a disused lavatory
behind a sign that
says "BEWARE
OF THE LEOPARD!"
On October 25, 2019,
Joe Biden said "We
are not prepared
for a pandemic. Trump
has rolled back progress
President Obama and
I made to strengthen
global health security.
We need leadership
that builds public
trust, focuses on
real threats, and
mobilizes the world
to stop outbreaks
before they reach
our shores."
On June 26, 2020,
t-Rump said "I'd
rather be golfing."
130 days until Election
Day.
=Lefty=
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