Covid
Communion
News
report: "President
Trump assures the
country that the
rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma
will not act as a
breeding ground for
the coronavirus and
that the thick layer
of agar applied to
the convention floor
is meant to cushion
the surface for the
comfort of attendees."
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Wobbles the Clorox
Clown is threatening
to harm "lowlifes" who
come to Oklahoma.
That seems an odd
thing to say since
most of the lowlifes
will be INSIDE the
building with him
and his flying coronavirus
monkeys.
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On 9-11 thousands
of volunteers rushed
towards the Twin
Towers to help as
best they could.
Many of these people
later suffered and
died as a result
of the particulate
matter in the debris.
Their lungs destroyed.
Trump, on 9-11, bragged
that the Trump Building
was now the tallest
building in New York.(It
wasn't.)
When the coronavirus
hit U.S. shores medical
professionals rushed
to help the afflicted
as best they could.
Many of these people
died as a result
of the virus. Their
lungs destroyed.
Trump, meanwhile,
bragged about how
good the ratings
were for his pandemic
fireside chats. (They
weren't.)
Trump is a Russian
puppet and a useful
tool of the GOP,
who are only interested
in a leader just
smart enough to use
a pen to sign over
what's left of this
country to their
rich masters.
Vote Blue like this
country's existence
depends on it.
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John Bolton is not
a journalist. His "memoir" is
not a scholarly,
carefully researched,
historical document.
It is, without corroboration,
no less a work of
fiction than "Teen
Lesbos On Mars" by
I.P. Freely.
Bolton was unwilling
to reveal the book's
allegations under
oath before Congress
so there's no reason
to give them any
credence now.
In my view, his book
serves no purpose
other than to make
a few quick bucks
before t-Rump and
his family disappear
into the night in
early November. There
is nothing in it
that will make Senate
Republicans go "Hmmm,
maybe we overlooked
something. Let's
try that impeachment
thing again."
Absolutely nothing.
I'm not paying a
penny for this tripe
and you shouldn't,
either.
Bolton's already
got his $2 million
pound of flesh. Fuck
him.
(Additionally: Don't
get me wrong. I appreciate
a tell-all book but
this is simply one
cartoon character
writing about another
cartoon character.)
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The number of available
Dallas County ICU
beds has zoomed to
71% of capacity.
Now why would that
be?
Paper cuts? Noogie
trauma? Splinters?
Brain freeze? The
rockin' pneumonia?
Itchy tongue? Hairballs?
Gimp-suit rash? A
bad case of lovin'
you? Feeling nauseous
from the sudden realization
that we could all
be just our own imaginations?
Stink-foot? Hangnail?
Cooties? Demon pox?
Sudden onset lycanthropy?
Male miscarriage?
Disco fever? Airborne
clown sickness? Platypuspox?
Mad snail disease?
Pinkeye? Bluetongue?
Red sky at dawn?
Honky vertiligo?
Worry warts?
Just askin'.
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REcently, Nancy
Pelosi compared chokeholds
to lynching.
She's right.
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The mayors of Texas
cities are imploring
the governor to let
each city decide
how to convince its
citizens to wear
masks in public.
The sticking point
is how to punish
those who go naked.
Fines, or jail time.
I have two solutions.
The police hire someone
who has covid-19,
let's call him "Egor",
and when they apprehend
a violator they call
Egor and have him
breathe all over
the perpetrator.
The second option
is to require the
perp to work an hour
in the coronavirus
ward at the nearest
hospital. Without
PPE.
=Lefty=
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