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The Red Tsunami

Veep Pence did his best impression of a male angler fish this afternoon, seeming nothing more than a shrunken parasite after having latched onto his meal ticket's derriere.

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Reagan sat on his hands as AIDS patients died.

Dubya sat on his hands as New Orleans drowned.

Trump is sitting on his tiny hands as people are dying from a pandemic.

The trickle in "trickle-down" is venom.

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If there was a virus that caused people to get out and vote you can bet the GOP would have had a vaccine available for every American, for free, before the first Chinese sniffle.

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Car Number One: You pay an exorbitant fee every month just to own this car but if you actually use it you get charged extra, and you never know how much extra until the bill comes. Sometimes the tally includes services you never authorized, so you have to spend hours on the phone, with people who obviously don't care about you, trying to straighten it out.

Sometimes you're not allowed to drive this car because the actual owner doesn't think your trip is necessary, so you have to rent an even more expensive car and pay for the trip out of pocket.

The people who own this car keep at least 15% of your payment for themselves. Why? Because they think they deserve it. And because there's no alternative. They know you have to have a car.

This car can cost you as much as 20% of your annual income.

Finally, and most oddly, if you have to change jobs you have to go out and get another car, usually because your new employer has a deal with a different car company. Tough beans.

Car Number Two: You pay a set rate for this car every year based on a percentage of how much you earn, usually about 4%. The car is always there for you and it always works.

Car number One, as though you couldn't guess, is basically how our current health insurance system works. (Just a reminder, health insurance is not health care.)

The second car is Medicare for All. Convince me I'm wrong.

=Lefty=

 
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News & Notes for March 13, 2020

Republicans are trying to sneak anti-abortion riders into the Coronavirus Bill. Of COURSE they are.

Trump is not allowing coronavirus cases to be counted because it would damage his political campaign.

Trump: "I take no responsibility for the slow roll-out of coronavirus testing."

In the midst of a pandemic Trump moves to cut access to food stamps.

Trump blocks states from using Medicaid to respond to coronavirus crisis.



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NWBIH

Lefty

That video is just what we all need during this time. Now I want to see all of his videos. Thanks for the laugh.

You are still wrong though. The video shows that the Male Angler attaches to the female and becomes a set of gonads that release sperm. We all know that the born again CV19 csar is impotent and has none.

Lefty (mod)

Nope. Angler fish. Check out ZeFrank's video on the subject:

bit.ly/2WqzvbQ

gnome de net

Lefty —

I think you mean a remora rather than an angler fish. Remoras use a sucker-like organ to attach themselves to other fish. The angler fish has a long appendage with a worm-like ending that is dangled in front of the fish's open mouth.

NWBIH

Has anyone noticed the number of high ranking or prominent Iranians who have been reported dead as a result of their handling of CV19?

With their type of religious society and government I think there must be many more dead than have been reported.

It is morbid, but you might want to check out this slightly hidden corner of Wikipedia -

bit.ly/38YlFQG

eddi

NWBIH
I hate to sound like I'm defending an asshole, but for accuracy's sake: He was downplaying the danger of CV-16 as he always did and claiming a conspiracy of the Left to exaggerate the danger and make him look bad. Like he needed help to do that.

NWBIH

Do the refucks honestly believe that the little ol' dems created this virus just to make the PAB look bad and lose the election? The same dems who couldn't beat the reality star who had gone bankrupt multiple times? The guy who all but admitted on TV that he would fuck his daughter, because yes, she is just that hot (until she opens her mouth).

This is the new normal, when anything said is true and is believed by too many of those who will vote.

I weep for the future of this once great country. Also for the absolute horror that is the present.

Lefty (mod)

You forget, cicely, is that there are more registered Dems than Reps. Dems would win.

cicely

"If there was a virus that caused people to get out and vote you can bet the GOP would have had a vaccine available for every American, for free, before the first Chinese sniffle."

I can't agree, Lefty.

It would only be freely available in those areas, and among those demographics, that vote Reliably Red.

Shorty Fudpucker

eddi,

This is the best thing that can happen for Tdump. The outbreak will get worse before November which would allow him to declare martial law postpone the election until a later date to be determined by the administration. Prohibiting large gathering are already in effect in some areas.

This clusterfuck has been coming for a long time. Tdump cutting funding to the CDC and the NIH just months before this pandemic hit. Our top health advisors have been warning about this for years. It was not just Tdump fault alone. Look at the congresspeople and senators who have had this information for years and ignored it. When we go the polls this November(maybe)remember who has been there for years and years and limited or cut funding for national health care. An interesting newsclip on our local TV station talked about the cost of getting a Covid test. The test is free(?)but the cost for the lab, the doctor, and other related costs. The TV report said some of the costs could be up to $3000.00+. Also most insurances would not cover specialized testing. Which Covid would under, experimental testing. Of course our top political representatives will get the best care available. The rest of us are on our own. I think Bernie has it right. Medicare for all including the government branches would change things dramitically. IMHO.

Guess that will solve the issues with not enough Social Security if it takes out a majority of elderly people.

The scariest thing about this virus is you can be contagious before you ever show symptoms. Interesting.

RevDEC

You are not wrong, Lefty.
I'm too lazy to look up the actual percentage but, up here in Kanuckistan, my 'premiums' are covered by my taxes. The percentage isn't itemized on income-tax forms, so my actual cost is hidden, somewhat, so I would have to do some digging, and navigating government websites is a pain.
All the provinces have their own variations, but the end result is, generally, the same.
The province I live in (BC) recently eliminated the fee that they charged beyond the tax contribution. It used to be around $60 per month for a single-person, and scaled depending on family size.
My annual cost, out-of-pocket, is now zero.
The only thing I would pay for, beyond the above, and following your automotive analogy, would be additives for the fuel system. IOW, medications. The prices, for those 'additives' are cheaper than yours, too, as the government negotiates prices, directly, with the drug manufacturers.
I can waltz in to any Doctor's office, clinic, or ER, and have my needs treated, without worrying about having to sell a grand-child to pay for that treatment.
I'm going to chalk this up as a 'win'.

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