Ship
of St(Hate)
You
want to know how
to slow down the
coronavirus?
Test everyone.
Once you know who
has it you can stop
it.
This is not hard.
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Reagan, Dubya, and
Trump all had the
stock market crash
at the end of their
terms in office.
You know which modern-age
presidents DIDN'T
have a stock market
crash at the ends
of their time in
office?
Go on, guess.
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Trump: "In
a couple of days
the
number cases of
coronavirus will
be close to
zero."
I never ever EVER
want to hear a
Republican demeaning
the ACA
by saying that
Obama lied when
he promised that "You
can keep your doctor."
I mean fuck the GOP.
Fuck all of em!
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Funny how Republicans
ran the House for
eight years and never
once tried to bring
Joe Biden up on any
kind of criminal
charge. It's almost
like.... they didn't
have a reason to.
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I thought all the
stories about people
rushing to hoard
toilet paper was
just a joke...
until I went shopping yesterday
and there was one
roll left. One.
No tissue, either. I
left the roll sitting
there as I wasn't
going to
be the guy that
bought the last one.
Besides, if it comes
down to it, I'll
just wipe with my
hand and mutter curses
at the fates.
For the record,
I used my car keys
to punch out my
debit card password.
I
was feeling smug
about that idea
until the guy behind
me
let out a big dry
cough.
Arghh!
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I was listening
to Randi
Rhodes today
and her first caller
was a guy from Texas
who is convinced
that the real culprit
of the coronavirus
pandemic
is the media.
The media caused
it. The liberal media
is ganging up on
the
Typhoid Tyrant because
he's just tooooo
coooool.
Yes, all those
people dying in
China, all
those countries
shutting everything
down,
all of this country's
sports franchises
saying "Smell ya
later", they're
all in on the con
because
they hate Husky
Hitler. That's
what Texas Boy
believes.
This is Limbaugh's
fault. This is Fox
News' fault. This
is Premiere Networks
fault. This is the
GOP's fault. This
is t-Rump's fault.
This is idiocy on
a grand
scale.
This
Texas boy is going
to be in for a
big shock when
he suddenly
can't breathe and
he goes to the
hospital and they
tell him
to wait in his
car until
they can determine
if it's the flu
or the virus. And
if
it IS the virus
they're going to
send him
home because there's
no beds and no
procedure to help
him, and
no test to see
if it really IS
COVID-19. And
for about the zillionth
time those health
technicians are
going to hear the
same
moronic statement:
"But Trump said
he's taking care
of
this."
So let's give a big
hand to this country's
doctors and nurses
and a big fat "Fuck
you!" to the insurance
industry that will
make certain a
lot of people die.
=Lefty=
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