Don't
Blame the Pollsters
Trump's primary strategy has been to continually project
his faults onto those around him. He's been very transparent
about it. He's also a dumb-ass.
So when he cries about "Illegal votes" he's
telling us that he, himself, expected to receive illegal
votes and just CAN'T figure out how Biden still beat
him. It HAD to be illegal votes, too, you see.
I say this because in no rational universe could that
walking bolus of bile and malice garner 71 million
votes, 8 million more than in 2016, without significant
covert aid.
It also explains Trump's odd resistance to mail-in
votes. Who's to know how far to twiddle the knobs on
the voting-machine
hack when you don't know what's in those posted ballots.
("Seventy-one million votes should be plenty to
beat Biden, Mr. President. Don't worry about it. More
vodka?")
Your eyes may glaze over after reading this but I think
it's a real, serious problem we'll have to deal with
forever until we're back to countable, paper ballots
for everyone. Let's thank all the fired-up Americans
who saw the danger and made Joe Biden an indisputable
winner. And let's make damn sure Democrats keep coming
out each election until we can fix this.
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"Hello Mr. Trump. Remember me? I'm a billion dollars
worth of debt. Do you have time to talk?"
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Chauncey: "I hear we're entering the limp dick
phase of Trump's presidency."
Edgar: "That's 'lame duck'."
Chauncey: "Whatever."
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By blocking the transition Trump is openly saying "Let
more people die!"
70 million votes for this asshole.
Shaking my damn head.
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First full day of the market after Joe Biden is announced
winner of the presidency and the stock market goes
nuts.
Must be a coincidence.
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What a weird week. We said goodbye to one of the most
beloved TV personalities while almost at the same time
saying "good riddance" to the very worst
TV personality.
=Lefty=
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