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Blue Christmas

An ER nurse from South Dakota appeared on CNN recently and reported that there are people in the ICU of her hospital dying of covid-19 whose last words are literally "This can't be happening. This isn't real."

They can't believe they're dying of a disease that their leader told them, promised them, didn't exist.

Back when Mr. Obama was President the Right used to post images of him with a bone through his nose, as though he were some primitive witch doctor. Today the Right is actually embracing primitive, witch-doctor science and medicine and they've convinced their voters of the same.

You, reading this, should count yourself fortunate that you have arrived at this moment in time embracing knowledge over propaganda, information over dogma, truth over deceit, and science over ignorance. That, evidently, is becoming a rarer commodity every day.


No U.S. Republican Senator will yet publicly admit that Trump lost the election.

What kind of unconstitutional election fuckery are these traitorous bastards expecting to happen?


"The only reason people question the vaccine today is because of Donald Trump." - President-Elect Joe Biden


(I emailed the following to my family today. Feel free to edit and share.)

Greetings, friends and family!

I think it's very evident that this Holiday Season, due to a cursed microbe that shall go unnamed, is going to be a bit different than previous ones as large gatherings now have the potential for metabolic catastrophe.

I know that I, for one, will miss the seasonal monopolization of the cooking sherry by cousin Edith and aunt Josephine and the spectacle of their subsequent naked Klingon battles to the death on the veranda, which is their custom.

I mean, it's what Jesus would watch.

It's disappointing that we can't accumulate safely again this year but we're all big boys and girls so we all need to stay home, stay healthy and await future Thanksgivings and Xmases to come. And they WILL come, disastrous climate change and fascist coups notwithstanding, so we need to do everything we can to make certain we're there when the time comes.

So stay home and enjoy the holidays to the best of your abilities. I, personally, will employ what's left of the US Postal Service to spread my version of good cheer, and the occasional stray virus, to friends and fambly. Even if it's just $2 in a cheap Xmas card I bought off eBay. You know, same-old, same-old.

If someone has a bright idea to light the seasonal darkness, like hosting a mutually pants-less Zoom Secret Santa, then please sing out.

And, like you have to be told, wash your hands, wear your masks, and don't deep tongue-kiss strangers.


(your name here)


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News & Notes for November 16, 2020

Trump attorney admits there is no voter fraud in Philadelphia.

Election law experts agree Trump's voting fraud legal challenges are dead in the water.

Trump toady blocking Biden transition is quietly job hunting.

Every Republican Senator declined to go on "Meet the Press" this past weekend.

Dr. Fauci says transition is key to quick distribution of Covid vaccine.

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