ATTENTION
I am now going to ask you for money.
So get your credit card or your check book or your
jar full of Mercury dimes and please consider making
a donation to your local food bank. Thanks to the pandemic
this holiday season is going to be brutal for too many
families in this country and all it takes is just a
few bucks to make someone's Thanksgiving or Christmas
a lot brighter.
That's it. Thank you. You're awesome.
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I was greatly annoyed and perversely amused to learn
that Steve Bannon recently called for the decapitation
of
two
targets of Trump's infantile ire, right on his Facebook
account, and Mark Zuckerberg basically said "Meh." Bannon
got a slap on the wrist and his account is still functioning.
I can only guess that old Zuck found Bannon's lack
of imagination rather pitiful, even childish. Of all
the torments men have inflicted upon one another over
the millennia the best Steve could cough up was "beheading".
"How cute", Zuck must have thought.
No drawing-and-quartering? No public disemboweling?
No Sarlacc pits full of fire ants? No locking the offender
into a small box with an incontinent Amway salesman?
No broken-glass-and-Mentos suppository chased by a
refreshing Coke-Cola enema? No forcing his enemies
to live on minimum-wage in order to feed and house
a family of five... in San Francisco? No imposing his
imagined villains to endure a sleepless, anxious four
years waiting for the whole world to suddenly go FOOM
at the hands of a temperamental man-child-churian?
I mean, c'mon, Steve. Next time just make us all an
elbow macaroni portrait of the demon-world you envision
this country becoming after an all-night Nyquil-and-hydroxychloriquine
binge. Zucky might even want to put it on his 'fridge.
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Note to Corey Lewandowski:
Next time remember to wash Trump's ass for 20 seconds
before you kiss it.
=Lefty=
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