Ker-Bewm!
To
my regular peeps
who might wonder
where the 'toons
were last week I
hope you understand
just how hard it
is to come to an
editorial
stopping point regarding
t-Rump's nefarious
governance when the
metaphorical train
we're all riding
on has
no
brakes,
no conductor, and
the engine is about
to explode.
While it's been "fun"
watching the press
catch Fat Hitler
and his minions
in
one lie after another
about the reasons
given for
assassinating Qassem
Suleiman I
could have drawn
a different cartoon
covering the killing
every day of the
week. And they'd
all be partially
wrong.
I actually considered
creating a new 'toon
every day that highlights
every lie t-Rump
puked up on that
particular day but
it'd be hard to always
make it amusing. Besides,
why spread his lies
for him?
But, for the record:
Trump tweeted Photoshopped
image of Pelosi and
Schumer as Muslim
terrorists.
Trump was discovered
to have planned to
kill Suleimani
seven months
ago.
Trump lied that he
saved the preexisting
condition.
Trump tweeted photo
of mutilated corpse.
Over the weekend
Trump lied that it
was snowing in Washington,
DC.
I hope you're happy,
but I feel all dirty
now.
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One reason Americans
fear Medicare For
All is that they
think their taxes
will go up. (And
they would go up,
but yearly
outlay
for
health care would
reduced considerably.)
Americans already
pay a shit-load of
taxes but that's
primarily because
we're on a war economy.
We spend more on
our military than
the next ten countries
combined. If
this country would
shift those taxes
towards research
for renewable energy
we could stop fighting
oil wars and reduce
taxes enough to make
funding universal
health care almost
an afterthought.
There, was that so
hard?
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Donald Rumsfeld,
2002: "There
are known knowns
and unknown knowns."
Mike Pompeo, 2020: "We
don't know where,
we don't know when,
but (the imminent
threat) was real."
Different asshole,
same shit.
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Michael Bloomberg
says he'll spend
all his
money to dethrone
t-Rump.
I'd like Bloomberg
to buy Fox News and
replace the on-air
talent with native
Russian-speakers,
then use English
subtitles. It would
provide RedHats the
same content but
with an accurate
reflection of its
intent. Besides,
the subtitles would
drive the illiterate
sunsabitches crazy.
=Lefty=
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