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Welcome
to the Future!
I
thought I'd start
off the year 2020
with a classy cartoon.
I drew this with
one pinky finger
lifted.
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Here's a cartoonist's
life:
You hop into
bed and get all snug
and warm and drowsy
and suddenly you
have a good idea
for a cartoon. Being
too lazy you tell
your brain not to
forget the joke so
your brain being
working overtime
reminding itself
of the premise,
even finding a new
permutation or two. In
the morning you get
up and discover that
it was actually a
pretty crappy joke,
and so you just hope
for a good solid
poo.
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I had two options
on New Year's Eve...
either eat at a restaurant
which I'd never dined
before, hoping
for
a memorable experience,
or chow down someplace
with the best food
in the whole freaking
world.
Guess which one I
chose. Go on. Guess.
I also made the decision
to stay in on New
Year's Eve as I pert
near froze my gonads
off last
year
ogling
an admittedly decent
fireworks display
downtown. So I Googled
"movies to watch
on New Years"
and the result was
numerous
lists of movies ABOUT
New
Years or that INCLUDED
a New Years event
but not one that
was fun to watch
on NYE. That's two
different things
entirely. Ahh, but
when in Rome...
The three movies
I narrowed the list
down to
were "The Godfather
II", "Ghostbusters"
and
the eventual winner
"The Apartment",
the Oscar winner
from 1960 starring
Jack Lemmon, a national
treasure. I'd watched
the film many,
many years
ago but I certainly
enjoyed it now that
I'm a mature adult.
Very mature. Too
mature. Mature out
the wazoo.
Anyway, excellent
film. Two or three
thumbs way
up and
mucho stars to boot.
Go watch it as it's
Lefty Approved.
I hope your NYE was
equally as rewarding.
=Lefty=
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Google
Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)
A: Genie, I wish that you would reduce poverty.
G: Master, you don't need to waste a wish on that.
A: I don't?
No. You see, poverty and low wages are rooted in income inequality,
due to repeated tax cuts for the rich by Republicans.
So just vote for Democrats who will tax this obscene wealth and the
system should right itself.
Aladdin: Great!
A: Soooo…. ten-inch penis?
G: Done.
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