Room
and Overboard
Bahamians:
There's no food, no clean water. Can we please go to
the U.S. to stay with relatives?
CBP: Do you have your passports and copies of your
criminal records?
Bahamians: We do.
CBP: Then get on the ferry.
t-Rump: Hold it! They need Visa's, too!
CBP: Why? We have laws that allow these people to come
to the U.S. under these circumstances.
t-Rump: Well, because they're.... they're all drug
dealers! That's why!
CBP: Seriously? They're all drug dealers that waited
for a hurricane to destroy their island before coming
to the U.S.? Even the women with babies? Even the sick
and injured? All drug dealers?
t-Rump: Let me put it this way.... you know how I now
control all the weather?
CPB: (eyeroll) (facepalm) (sigh) Yeah.
t-Rump: Visas. And blame it on the ferry boat operators.
Now watch this putt.
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Dear Walmart;
Last week I gave you props for ceasing the sale of
handgun ammo and for asking open-carry morons to stay
away from your stores. However, I've since heard that you're
not enforcing your own open carry rules and therefore,
up your hole with a mello roll, Walmart.
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One last thing: I almost always post my comics on the
/r/politicalhumor Sub-Reddit and my last 'toon about
Fat Hitler's Sharpie Escapade did very well.
The following day I was cruising that particular sub-Reddit and
saw that someone had taken my Sharpie cartoon, cut
off the top
half, and posted the bottom half.
Did i mind? Not much. At least my name and URL were
still extant.
What bothered me, though only slightly, was that the
half-toon gained almost as many up-boats as the whole
enchilada that I had previously posted.
I may be working too hard.
=Lefty=
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