The
Burial Plot
I called up The Blacks today, the one's who Fat Hitler
said all loved him. They told me that he was a racist
knuckledragger who didn't know his ass from a bankrupted
coal mine
and that they all planned to vote for Biden. They then
thanked me
for
calling and said to "please call back again anytime".
The Blacks. Nice people.
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I picture MoscowMitch at home, dressed as Gloria Swanson
in "Sunset Boulevard", flogging a maid and
giggling to himself "Oh, no! The rabble has finally
caught on to the fact that I'm working with the Russkies
to
subvert American democracy and rule forever as a despot.
Oh, how ever shall I contain my sorrow when those poor
liberals start begging me for food and jobs and all
I can do
is activate
the perimeter defense systems and watch their bleeding,
mangled bodies pile up against my meticulously landscaped
topiaries. Oh, woe. Woe, woe, wo-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
=Lefty=
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