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McConnell's
Ark
Noah: “Get in here! It’s starting to rain.”
Elephants: “Are you stupid? It’s always
rained. Give us the peanuts.”
Noah: “Dudes! The water’s getting
into the boat!”
Elephants: “Not our problem.”
Noah: “Oh, shit! There go the unicorns!”
Elephants: “Gay!”
Noah: “Look! You either get on board or we all
drown together!”
Elephants: “We’re not worried. Our mansion's
are surrounded with big beautiful walls to keep
the 99% of species out.”
Noah: “How high are those walls?”
Elephants: “Oh, about as high… as this...
water.….. Okay, we’re coming in but we
insist on five elephants on the Supreme Ark Court.”
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Dubya covered his war crimes with a worldwide recession.
Never forget that.
=Lefty=
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Noah's ark, GOP elephants
Sorry, Noah, but the Peanut Lobby thinks this whole "flood" thing
is a hoax so this ark ain't going nowhere until
they see some tax breaks.
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