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McConnell's Ark

Noah: “Get in here! It’s starting to rain.”

Elephants: “Are you stupid? It’s always rained. Give us the peanuts.”

Noah: “Dudes! The water’s getting into the boat!”
Elephants: “Not our problem.”

Noah: “Oh, shit! There go the unicorns!”
Elephants: “Gay!”

Noah: “Look! You either get on board or we all drown together!”

Elephants: “We’re not worried. Our mansion's are surrounded with big beautiful walls to keep the 99% of species out.”

Noah: “How high are those walls?”

Elephants: “Oh, about as high… as this... water.….. Okay, we’re coming in but we insist on five elephants on the Supreme Ark Court.”

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Dubya covered his war crimes with a worldwide recession. Never forget that.

=Lefty=
 
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ChuckyPeirce

Brilliant comparison Lefty! Pick something that even and "Evangelical Christian" (don't know how to make that (tm) thingy) can relate to.

Now if only you can find an analogy between Jonah and the IPCC...

...perhaps being swallowed by the Big Data that showed them the truth?

eddi

"His criticism rang with a particular irony in Baltimore County, where the president’s son-in-law Jared Kushner owns more than a dozen apartment complexes that have been cited with hundreds of code violations and, critics say, provide sub-standard housing to lower income tenants."

bit.ly/2Ysr790

David

That's supposed to be 2.5B not 205B

David

I live in the area of the 13th warmest city on record. The local politicos are always MEH, Sky daddy will deliver.

Developers can't develop without some free giveaways, the city bills itself as a friendly place to live, work, lowest wages etc. Median house now sells for $345,000 and we have some of the highest healthcare costs with mediocre results in this country.

Don't even get me started about the GOP education system here.

Meanwhile the governor, like his predecessor, caters to polluters and even has the legislature change the rules for being to unfriendly to businesses.

Don't pay no mind to that, I'll even go on record to bring another Garth Brooks show to town to keep y'all distracted, MAGA to the end.

If Baltimore is so bad how about direct some of the stolen $205B from your crisis wall to help fix it.

Comrade McConnell is nailing the lid on democracy. It just has taken a little longer than he wants.

eddi

In this case promises are made to be broken.


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