The Mueller Report, Part Nine: Too Many Jesuses

The original concept of today's 'toon was the Mueller Report synopsized by God. The four panels would have been completely empty.

Get it?

It was a concept but, thankfully, I conceived something.... better?

Tomorrow: Pages 38-41, summarized by heads in jars.

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I swear there are people whose job is to sit around and think of new and interesting ways to soak the tax-payer.

2002: "Let's invade Iraq and then we'll replace soldiers with private contractors. We can pay them BILLIONS off the books and everyone will think they're keeping us safe from Al Qaeda."

2016: "Let's kidnap immigrant children, stash them in warehouses, and charge the tax-payers $750 apiece, per day, for each kid. We can make BILLIONS this way and everyone will think we're keeping America safe from Mexican rapists."

I wanted to do a similar synopsis for the 2008 economic meltdown but all that banking fuckery made my brain throb the watusi.

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Enjoy the debates, everyone. My moeny's on Trump dropping a nuke on Tehran right before Elizabeth Warren opens her mouth.

See you tomorrow.

=Lefty=