The
Mueller Redactions
Barr: "Okay, any other ideas?"
Miller: "We could replace all the consonants
with emojis."
Barr: "Good. Very good."
Bannon: "Ooh-ooh! I know! We could print it in
black ink on black paper. That'd be so kewl!"
Barr: "Not bad. Anyone else?"
Mnuchin: "How about we print it using micro-type,
upside-down and backwards? In Romanian. On burlap."
Trump: "Or we could draw pictures of Adam Schiff on
the cover and call him a smelly poo-poo-head!"
Barr: "Ivanka! We're a little busy here! Could you
come get your father?"
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Bill Barr says he'll send the redacted Mueller Report
to Congress by mid-April.
Wait. Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-waaaaaait!
It took Barr 36 hours to read the whole report and
make a final decision about its contents but it's going
to take two-three weeks to edit out the "sensitive
parts"?
Really?
RELEASE THE GODDAMN MUELLER REPORT!
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Generic Democratic candidate ad:
"Hello. Republicans tried to cut funding for
the Special Olympics. Three years in a row.
Let me
say that again: The Republicans tried to cut funding
for
the
Special
Olympics three years in a row.
Please vote Democrat in 2020. Thank you."
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Kurt Vonnegut wrote the following over 50 years ago
in his book "Slaughterhouse Five". This helps
explain the t-Rumps and the Louis Gohmerts of this
world.
“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but
its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are
urged
to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist
Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor,
but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for
an American to be poor, even though America is a nation
of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of
men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous,
and therefore more estimable than anyone with power
and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor.
They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The
meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by
a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a
sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re
so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also
be an American flag no larger than a child’s
hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from
the cash register.
Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many
things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive
untruth is that it is very easy for any American to
make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard
money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have
no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This
inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful,
who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and
privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic
times. Many novelties have come from America. The most
startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a
mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another
because they do not love themselves."
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And finally: Adam Schiff, you totally rock!
=Lefty=
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