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You can tell whenever Trump is lying because Rudy Giuliani's mouth is open.

I sat down at the computer this morning, cracked my knuckles, and proceeded to type the following:

"wcyer c4m 32nc nx$% ^bjv iofdvv"

Translated into English this gibberish means "The cat peed on my keyboard."



Lefty's prediction, 2-5-19: "Schmuckticulous Maximus is going to lie about a lot of things during the SOTU but nothing will change."

Told ja.


I followed some of my favorite Twitterites rather than watch the SOTU. It was the only sane way. Here's what I gleaned:

"If we're at war you can't investigate me." (Not Nixonian at all)
"I will never abolish our heroes from ICE." (Whut?)
"Most of the people in this room voted for a wall." (Whut?)
"Democrats squeal with delight over abortions."

And then he just started saying stuff, offering no policy or explanation:

"We will defeat AIDS."
"Cancer is bad."
"We will protect preexisting conditions."
"We love Isreal."
"We'll spend more money on the military."
"We hate socialism."
"Concentration camps are bad."

(This last quote is Fat Hitler decrying the Holocaust. The irony here is thicker than the plaque in his arteries.)

"We beat communism in WWII." (Really?)

Then he ended with an attempt at soaring rhetoric. Sounded like he stripped random lines out of "This Land Is Your Land".

We're all stupider for having endured this.


Fat Hitler, today: "The Dems and their committees are going "nuts." The Republicans never did this to President Obama."

Mitch McConnell, 2010: "My number one priority is making sure President Obama's a one-term president."
Number. One. Priority.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

Fuck Trump.


For the record, tonight the National Enquirer tried to extort Jeff Bezos in order to kill a Washington Post story about the Saudis.

He very publicly told them to go fuck temselves.

Into the abyss.


A final, personal note: Today is the 30th anniversary of my divorce. Me and myself never thought we'd make it this far but we've been very happy together. Can't wait for Number 50.




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