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Because There's Video of EVERYTHING

The GOP this week tried to demonize new Democratic Congressman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by running ten-year-old video of her.... dancing.

I know!

SUCH a scandal.

If only she'd assaulted beauty queen contestants back in 2010 instead of paying a terpsichorean homage to "The Breakfast Club", why, she'd be president today.

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Me: Trump's going to build a border wall to stop migrants?

RedHat: Yes.

Me: What stops them from climbing over the wall?

RedHat: We'll have men there guarding the whole thing.
Me: THEN WHY DO WE NEED A WALL?

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t-Rump told Chuck Schumer that he'd keep the government shut down for years if he doesn't get his wall.

Big words for a man with only weeks left to govern.

t-Rump needs to be impeached because he's a criminal, but Senate Republicans won't impeach him because THEY'RE criminals, too.

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One more thing: IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER!"

=Lefty=

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Mitch McConnell as a pole dancing stripper, in a red thong, with money thrown on the stage by big pharma, insurance, oil, and russian rubles. New video emerges of Mitch McConnell.





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