Two Turds with One Stonelike Confection
The fruitcake.
Square, dense, unloved, indigestible,
unfathomable, a burden on us all.
Just like Trump.
The perfect wall material
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It was amusing to hear Nancy Pelosi tell t-Rump he
can't give the SOTU in Congress until he ends the shutdown.
But it was hilarious when she said "But you can
write it down and send it to us."
"Write it down."
God, that woman's wicked funny.
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Federal Employee: "I need to get paid for working!"
Boss: "Sorry. Shutdown. No money."
FE: "Then I quit!"
Boss: "Fine. Who else wants this job?"
Unemployed Person: "I do! What's it pay?"
Boss: "Nothing."
UP: "Say what?"
Boss: "And you have to pledge allegiance to Trump."
UP: "Say what-the-what?"
Boss: "I said 'Elections have consequences'."
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t-Rump fed the Clemson players junk-food because that's
the sort of thing he likes.
I'm surprised he also didn't offer them underaged prostitutes,
an assortment of Mexican kids in cages and a poster-sized
print of Putin's ass to kiss.
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Senator Lindsay Graham's campaign
manager had ties to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska
and was also a key associate of Paul Manafort.
Ho-hum. Just another bombshell in the midst of this
treasonous Republican blitzkreig.
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I am not a crook.
I did not trade arms for hostages.
I did not not have sex with that woman.
I did not work for Russia.
"I'll take 'Three phrases that could ordinarily
get a president impeached and one that did for some
stupid reason" for $100, Alex."
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How dumb does the GOP have to be to not see the shutdown's
debilitating effect on almost all aspects of life in
this country?
Not dumb at all.
In fact, the GOP thinks the shutdown
is working out great for them. Because in the midst
of chaos it's easy to steal. And if, for example, you
quit funding agencies like the FBI, which is currently
the case, how long before there's no one left manning
the investigative parapets?
Let me say that again.... Mitch McConnell is getting
paid, the FBI is not. That is exactly the plan.
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One more thing: IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER!"
=Lefty=
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