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The progressive web comic about Trump's stupid bowling ball story.

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The Bowling Ball Test

America's Most Tragic President Ever said he was joking about the following tale he told about Japanese cars at a Republican fund-raiser. The truth is, he lied because he's stupid:

"It’s called the bowling ball test. You know what that is? That’s where they take a bowling ball from 20 feet up in the air and drop it on the hood of the car. And if the hood dents, the car doesn’t qualify. It’s horrible, the way we’re treated.”

If you're really good at lying, you're a politician.

If you're really bad at lying, you're Donald Trump.


Congratulations to Conor Lamb and a big THANK YOU to all his voters.


One of the satisfying results of the recent Pennsylvania election was that the Rick Saccone campaign spent nearly $100 per vote in a losing effort. Almost 90% of which came from outside groups.

Conor Lamb?

$47 per vote. And 60% of his money was from direct campaign donations.


Snidely Trumplash: "Hmmm, how could I take more money out of the pockets of tax-payers and give it to the rich? Hmmm. Hey! I know! I can privatize the VA! Yeah, that'll do it! Nyah-ah-ahhhhhhhhh!"


Toys R Us and iHeartMedia are in deep financial doo-doo. What do they have in common?

Bain Capital, Mitt Romney's vulture capitalism project.

You think Trump is bad? Imagine Romney with his hands on the wheel.

Speaking of which, that Mormon scumbag is now running for Senate. I hope he drowns in the ensuing blue wave.


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