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Dishonorable Mentions

I recall an Abraham Lincoln quote that perfectly sums up the So-Called President's recent press conference:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

Back in early 2002, after the attack of 9-11, fervent Bushies kept yapping "Think how bad this would have been if Gore had been President". Much face-palming ensued from people who knew better.

So now Tr*mp is screwing the pooch in a way previously unimaginable. So guess what the fervent Tr*mpies are going to be saying sooner rather than later. That's right....

"Think how bad this would be if Hillary had been elected."

Just wait. It'll happen. I'm getting my palm ready.


By President Obama's first 45 days in office he'd passed a stimulus package that helped reverse the economic recession and signed legislation that bailed-out the auto industry. Mr. Obama saved this country's economic ass.

So far, Groper McTinyPinkies has done nothing to help create jobs, and has nothing planned. So far he's just BEING an ass.


Didja Know: Our psychological assault of a president is building a helipad at Mar-a-Lago so he can fly the mile and a half to and from the airport and therefore avoid all of his "supporters" on the route.


Stephen Colbert: "Presidential spokesman Stephen Miller said that the powers of the President will not be questioned. Let's put that to the test... What the FUCK are you talking about?"


Our So-Called President: "I inherited a mess."

Stephen Colbert: "Wrong. You inherited a fortune. You're making a mess."


White House spokesman Stephen Miller said he'd "go on any show, any time, anywhere" to prove the So-Called President's claim of voter fraud.

After hearing this Stephen Colbert invited Miller to come to the Late Show, today, Feburary 15th. Said Colbert: "If you don't come on my show I'm going to call you a liar. If you DO come on my show I'm going to call you a liar to your face."

He didn't show.


Why does the So-called President think he can lie to the American people and get away with it?

Because a poll taken in 2015 showed 42% of Americans believed that WMDs were found in Iraq.
So, yeah, you can. With impunity.


Day 25: Hillary Clinton has not been locked up by the Trump administration.

Gotta be any day now though, right? I mean, that woman is a menace. No telling how many ambassadors she'll kill before she's through.


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