Side-Show Donald

After all the astounding revelations about Wikileaks has emerged from the muck Jeff Sessions is now going to have to sit before Congress tomorrow and convince them not to hang him.

Ohhhhhh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah! BWAHHHHHHH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!
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The funny thing is that the GOP chose Jeff Sessions from Alabama, a state from which they thought a replacement Republican Senator would be a fait accompli.

I'm glad it's working out for so well for them.

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell just said that Roy Moore "should step aside."

That's nice, but I prefer such statements from people with a shred of credibility.

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Did I miss something or did those Republican bathroom bills contain a clause excluding middle-aged heterosexual men from groping underage women?

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Roy Moore has stated that he'll sue the New York Times about its pedophilia allegations.

Yeah, just like t-Rump sued all those women who accused him of sexual assault.

Note to Red Hats: That's sarcasm. t-Rump sued no one and the Wall won't be built. Enjoy your clean coal.

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While making breakfast this morning I mused about the Firesign Theatre. My immediate recollection was of a throwaway tune called "God Bless Vespucciland".

If you've never heard it before go check out Temporarily Humboldt County while you wait for Jeff Sessions to go up in flames. It's the best 9-minute American history lesson you'll ever endure.

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It's news days like today where seemingly everything is going to hell at once when you understand that the political cartoonist's role in society is almost meaningless. To capture just the four or five important news events that occurred today in a single image is almost impossible and that's why for the past month that Raging Pencils has lain so fallow.

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