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The progressive web comic about Trump and his tragically brutal way of commnicating.

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Real Myths

Trump is like a King Midas who turns everything he touches into shit.

Trump is like the guy with the goose that laid golden eggs, but he invested the money badly and is now being blackmailed by the Russian mob.

Trump is like the grasshopper who lets the ant do all the work then hires lawyers to sue him out of the nest, which he immediately rebrands as Trump Ant-hill.

Trump is like the Pied Piper who got a government job consorting with rats but didn't think he was appreciated enough so he tried to steal all the money meant for the poor and skip town. But the rats were all bagged by the local sheriff so they copped to a plea bargain and let the Piper hang.

Trump is like the lion who lets the mouse pull the thorn from his paw but eats the mouse anyway, then sticks the thorn back in his paw and blames CNN.

Trump is like the wolf in sheep's clothing.

No, that's it.


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