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Trump
is like a King Midas who turns everything he touches into shit.
Trump is like the guy with the goose that laid golden eggs, but
he invested the money badly and is now being blackmailed by
the Russian mob.
Trump is like the grasshopper who lets the ant do all the work
then hires lawyers to sue him out of the nest, which he immediately
rebrands as Trump Ant-hill.
Trump
is like the Pied Piper who got a government job consorting with
rats but didn't think he was appreciated enough so he tried to
steal all the money meant for the poor and skip town. But the
rats were all bagged by the local sheriff so they copped to
a plea bargain and let the Piper hang.
Trump is like the lion who lets the mouse pull
the thorn from his paw but eats the mouse anyway,
then sticks the thorn back in his paw and blames
CNN.
Trump is like the wolf in sheep's clothing.
No,
that's it.
=Lefty=
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