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The progressive web comic about Trump and his tragically brutal way of commnicating.




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Real Myths

Trump is like a King Midas who turns everything he touches into shit.

Trump is like the guy with the goose that laid golden eggs, but he invested the money badly and is now being blackmailed by the Russian mob.


Trump is like the grasshopper who lets the ant do all the work then hires lawyers to sue him out of the nest, which he immediately rebrands as Trump Ant-hill.

Trump is like the Pied Piper who got a government job consorting with rats but didn't think he was appreciated enough so he tried to steal all the money meant for the poor and skip town. But the rats were all bagged by the local sheriff so they copped to a plea bargain and let the Piper hang.

Trump is like the lion who lets the mouse pull the thorn from his paw but eats the mouse anyway, then sticks the thorn back in his paw and blames CNN.

Trump is like the wolf in sheep's clothing.

No, that's it.

=Lefty=

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eddi

Thoughts and prayers, Lefty. Thoughts and prayers. (dodges thrown brick)

Lefty (mod)

For those interested, there are new comics coming. I just needed a little while to sweat out the Trump toxins.

Anonymous

This also applies to domestic violence.

God and spouses luck out again.

The last thing a victim wants is logic. But what they need most...

Troutwaxer

I notice a lack of new content. Is everything O.K.?

Anonymous

It's the same I have wondered about since some time. If I go into someones home and beat everything to a powder, nobody will ask me friendly if I would be so good to please give them some new furniture. Yet, if god decides to send a major hurricane and destroy the whole place, people are praying to that same god for help. Some people never learn...

Anonymous

Yeah but....
God so loved mankind that he sacrificed his only begotten son (or something like that).
you would think that such a god would not want that to go to waste.
But he must have been busy at a Godanon meeting or something. i THINK THE POINT WAS THAT EVEN IN A HOUSE OF HIM NO ONE IS SAFE.

Lefty (mod)

To NWBIH: Thanks!

NWBIH

Let me see if I have this right-

God Exists!!

God knows everything, sees everything
People were in God's house speaking to him, singing to him and praising him.

One man comes along with a gun.
He started shooting while still outside.
He went in and killed everyone he could find, including a 5 year old and an unborn baby.

GOD knew this was going to happen, he knew it was happening and he allowed it to happen.

GOD could have changed the chemical composition of the gun powder (all powerful)
He could have sent the man back home with a kitten.

But GOD said go ahead and do it anyway.

26 dead at last count, 20 injured.

And the survivors are praying for everyone. They pray to the same GOD who did nothing to prevent it.

If GOD has called the 26 to sit at his side wouldn't the true Christian be happy and overjoyed?

Of course GOD killed or allowed his son to be killed so there is a lesson there.... right?

God exists??

NWBIH

I wonder if all the sexual harassment new stories are somehow supposed to be a diversion from all things T rump. I mean the russians put the fix in for the most recent election whats a little sexual intrigue on top of that.

Yes harassment of any kind is horrible but the stories coming out are from years and decades in the past. How long ago is too long? If Kevin Spacey's actions from 30 years ago is fair game should His Cheetoness fall under the same scrutiny? Piven doesn't speak on tape about what he did, but we have HIM on tape with a de facto confession.

I wake every morning prepared to be shocked by the hair do but so much has happened since the failed election that it's hard to feel even a static charge anymore.

I am tired and want to get to the other side of this term of office. The shorter that term is the better I will sleep.

Patrick

Is that mere Potty mouth or full on Diarrhea Breath? Boy, Presidentt Rump sure gets disagreeable when the Fox network isn't kissing his big, fat, pimply Donald.

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