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What
The Clusterfuck?
Today is Day Five of my "Raging
Pencils Winter Sloth-O-Thon", a celebration of
classic RP 'toons while I reassemble my shattered psyche.
This particular 'toon is from September 3, 2010.
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The CIA has determined that Russia interferred with
the presidential election.
The Republican Party is
okay with that.
Donald Trump is okay with that.
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT!
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Popular-vote-loser Trump has demanded that all non-politically-appointed
foreign ambassadors MUST return home by inauguration
day. Why? Because ambassadors receive security briefings
and the people pulling Trump's strings don't want anyone
outside the cabal to know what they're up to.
To put it as mildly as possible, "Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!"
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My President just told Congressional
Republicans that he'd be happy to repeal Obamacare....
if they
show him a better health
care plan.
I'm gonna REALLY miss this man.
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Sources say Trump's going to build his southern wall
using taxpayer monies, not Mexican dough.
Well, what do you think he was GOING to do with all
the Obamacare, Medicare, and Planned Parenthood money?
Stuff it in the pants of his wealthy contributors?
Oh. That's right. He will anyway.
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Apple paid its apps developers $20 billion in 2016.
Another word for that is "job creation".
Good on ya, Apple.
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The GOP isn't interested in the Russian
hack of the election, mostly because their party benefitted
from
it, but now they urgently want to limit or eliminate
Congressional investigations. I mean it's the first
thing on their list of to-do's.
Hmmm, now what kind of investigations could they be
worried about?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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I've been told that in the War of 1812 the British
troops occupied the Capitol Building, and then held
a mock session of Congress whereupon they voted to
burn the place down.
Which they did.
Funny guys.
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(Partisan sports musing.)
I have nothing against marijuana, except where Randy
Gregory is concerned.
Idiot.
=Lefty=
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