Health
Inaction
Today is Day Nineeen
of "Duck and Cover and Shriek and Piss Yourself" month
here at Raging Pencils. Today's 'toon
hails from April 23,
2014.
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"Hey,
Trump! You won the election but you're still complaining.
The only people who complain after the final score
are degenerate gamblers, but I guess if you knew anything
about gamblers your casinos would still be open." -
Seth Myers
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Take a gander at this:
Can you imagine how happy Groper McFuckface would be
if signs such as this dotted the land? (Reportedly,
this "illegitimate" stuff REALLY bugs him.... probably
because he knows it's true.) It would break his tiny
little
mind even more than it
already
is.
(And the sign works equally well when Pence deposes
Trump.)
If you'd like one of these, and you know you do, I
created a 24" X 18" double-sided version
that you can purchase
at Zazzle.com. Unfortunately
it will set you back about $32, plus shipping. This
price includes the wire holder.
As you might guess I'm not at ALL happy about the
outrageously inflated price these print-on-demand places
charge but that's their business model, not mine.
However, there's a cheaper alternative but I'll need
your help. You see, there are any number of businesses
that
will print
these
signs in bulk
for
under $7,
including the wire holder. Therefore, with shipping,
the cost to the frugal progressive should be about
$15
each.
That's better but, as I said, I'd have to buy
a lot of them at once to get the price down. If I know
there's a ready market for the signs I could front
the printing cost myself.
So if
this idea
interests you just use the Contact button at the top
(not the Comments section) to voice your opinion.
And I'm not too proud to add that friends of the
comic, those with somewhat deeper pockets, might consider
volunteering to subsidize sales
of the
sign by
making
donations
through Paypal, but don't do that yet. Let's first
gauge the level of enthusiasm
And if anyone has better ideas for for undermining
the authority of our new overlords, let me know.
PS: There is a THIRD option. If you'd like to print
your own sign you can download
the vector PDF.
=Lefty=
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