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The progressive web comic about the four giraffe species.

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Neck and Neck and Neck and Neck.

Historical note: This cartoon reflects the recent news that there are, by current count, a total of four separate giraffe species.

Frankly, I'm astonished that it took this long for biologists to discover this fact. I mean, I once had six black cats and I could easily tell them apart. You'd have thunk that, long ago, some sharp-eyed zoologist would have said to himself "Hey, wait a minute! That giraffe is a terrible driver by comparison to the other giraffes. And he's really good with money. And the hooves of the darker ones are much larger than the hooves of the lighter ones. Hmmm."

I'm here all week, ladies and germs. Tip your waitresses. See you Monday.


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