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As Ye Sow, Ye Shall Reap YUUUUGE!

Before you don your white knight panties or haul out the feminist soap boxes to tell me that Ivanka Trump had nothing to do with Donald Trump's sordid sexual revelations, she most certainly did.

By that I mean, my dad was a wife-beating alcoholic. I knew that. If he'd chosen to run for president I'd have said "Dad, no fucking way. Stick to selling those used cars." Instead, Ivanka said "Hey, Dad. As you're on stage, before millions of people, being nominated for president why not feel me up? It'll be good theatre."

Ivanka and all her sibs knew what kind of total dick her dad was and fully enabled his mad charge at the presidency. Fuck 'em.

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Let me also say that almost all men engage in some form of Trumpish locker room talk at some point in their lives, but it's always with friends. And it's never quite THAT loutish. Exactly how well did Donald Trump know this Billy Bush guy before being wired for sound? It sure seems a lot like "Hi, Billy, nice to meetcha. Do you like foreign women with easy-opening quims, too?"

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Sorry for the picture-toon, kids. It's becoming hard to lampoon Trump as every day brings some absurd new revelation. I sit in awe, pen at the ready, waiting for the next astounding sound bite. It's like watching a bus full of senior citizens rolling over and bursting into flames in extreme slow motion. It's gruesome but you can't take your eyes off it

Needless to say, November 8th can't get here soon enough.

=Lefty=

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