Holy
Bottled Water
If
you lack a dependable water supply. If
a gypsy curse
prevents you from buying
commercial glassware. If your immune system
is so weakened that you cannot sip from
public fountains. If you have certifiable
evidence that bottled water is superior
to tap water. If you are emotionally unable
to be more than ten feet away from a potable
water source at any given moment. Then
drink bottled water whenever you please.
Otherwise QUIT BUYING THAT CRAP!
Future generations are already going to
be pretty damned peeved over the way we
wrecked the environment with our poison-powered
vehicles, but they just might find the
immense piles of plastic
water bottles buried in landfills
so intolerable that I wouldn't blame them
if they invented a machine that would resurrect
the dead
just so they could revive us all and whack
us endlessly on the snouts for being such
selfish, thoughtless
pigs.
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Some of you may have noticed
the post time of my more recent comics
has become a bit, um, erratic.
I used to be pretty fanatic about having
the 'toon ready for viewing as close to
one minute after midnight as possible
but lately it's become somewhat difficult
to come up with good ideas.
You might say to yourself "Lefty! Just
look at the news! There's all sorts of
good material courtesy of the ilk of Donald
Trump!"
And that's sort of where my problem lies.
I've already determined that Trump is a
turnip and nothing I can add will make
him appear any less adorable to the cretins
and morons who applaud his lunacy.
Secondarily, much of my attendant soapbox
is
built on issues like the environment, vegetarianism,
gun control, civil rights, etc. and there
are just so many ways to say "Hey! The
ways we've always done things is stupid!"
before I doom myself to what is no more
a repetitive, lazy running
gag
than Charlie
Brown
trying to kick that damn football or Garfield
generally being a dick.
In summation, I realize if I'm late with
the 'toon there's not much you can do about
it than
hope
I wasn't
hit by a bus so I apologize for any undue
suspense on your part. My 'toons may not
always be on schedule but they'll get here.
Trust me.
=Lefty=
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