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Dear Mr. President

Okay, so Bill couldn't legally run for president but he could be the vice-president part of, say, a Fiorina/Clinton ticket. However, shortly after the inevitable victory President Carly would suffer a debilitating, incumbancy-ending neck injury after accidentally 'falling' on Bill's penis while she was underneath his desk looking for a pearl necklace to go along with her golden parachute.

Then Bill would take control of the White House and make Donald Trump his VP, ensuring we'd never hear from that braying jackass ever again.

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The 'net is a funny place.

The day after this 'toon appeared I posted it on a well-known, highly-trafficked progressive web site, titling it "The Hillary Killer".

The users there hated it. HATED IT. I've been drawing these silly comics for eight years and I have NEVER been exposed to the level of venon expressed at my handiwork before.

I loved it.

Mainly because I believe that they entirely missed my point. They saw the image, and title, as an attack on Hillary but I thought its message was clearly that the only person who can beat Mrs. Clinton in 2016 is the Big Dawg himself. Which is absurd, as was the whole comic.

Plus, for the record, I don't CARE that Bill got a hummer in the White House. That kind of thing goes on all over Capitol Hill, 24/7, and to believe otherwise is naive foolishness.

=Lefty=


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morpher

Jerry www is right on pay-per-view. But not only sales in Texas and Florida -- the great thing about his notion is that 99% of the funding would come from Republicans peeking through the fingers of one hand while (doing censored things) with the other. Prurient pussies.

Jerry www

A pay-per-view showing of how "Fiorina's incumbancy-ending neck injury" happened would pay off the national debt, totally repair the U.S. highway infrastructure, and fund all needed school building just on the sales in Texas and Florida.

Jerry www

It's amazing how republicans can't forget Bill Clinton but to save their lives can't remember who was appointed to be the president after him.

Kharkov

It's a sign that the GOP is circling the drain as a political party when all their leadership-approved candidates are being beaten by a blowhard and a former surgeon...
And great entertainment for the rest of us!

eddi

@Kharkov
I have never had this much fun snarking an election before. I really hope Trump lasts nine rounds at least. I want a Sanders-Trump debate so badly.

eddi

The Rebs are desperate. Not quite that desperate. But Ben Carson desperate at least.




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Google Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)

Lefty: It’s pretty clear that conservative voters WANT an adulterous, tax- raising president stained by real estate scandal.
But the GOP hates Trump, so before he jumps the shark why not preemptively nominate Bill Clinton?
GOP elephant: Yeah! He'd be the perfect candidate to stop Hillary....
I hate you.