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calvin and hobbes movieThe first thing I thought when I heard about Pixar's upcoming Calvin & Hobbes movie was "Who would they get to do Hobbes' voice?" I mean, Andy Sirkus will be totally handling the tiger's mo-cap but for the life of me I couldn't picture the sound that would come out of the mouth of Calvin's imaginary pal. (If you think about it the voice should sound exactly like Calvin's but taking such a conceptual approach would confuse the focus groups.)

Without any doubt it will have to be cool, wise, mellow, but with just a touch of smart-ass. The eventual choice could make or break this production.

Christopher Lloyd? Nope. Steve Buscemi? Nope. Robert DeNiro? Nope. Bill Maher? Nope-nope-nope-nope.

And then it hit me, and I almost hate to say this...

Johnny Depp.

He's almost too famous for such a part but go to youtube and bring up a video with Depp in it, then close your eyes and imagine his words rolling out of Hobbes' furry yap. It totally works, especially when he says something like "It's still April 1st, suckers!"


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