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And that's the story of Noah and the Ark. Billy, you have a question?
Yes, according to my calculations, raising the level of the oceans to 29,000 feet in 40 days would require a 30-foot-per-hour rain, equivalent to the force of a fire hose. Wouldn't the Ark have melted like spun sugar under those circumstances?
You're gonna burn, Billy.
Suffer the little mathematicians, ma'am.