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Chicken-Hawk Joke
Nearly
every
editorial cartoon I've seen in the past few
days is having immense sport with the clueless,
heartless lump
of otherwise useful RNA that comprises one Mr.
Richard Cheney.
He slithered from office with a well-deserved fifteen
percent approval rating in 2009 and has done nothing
to
improve upon it since, so unless he's stumping
for the support of five-years-olds I have no idea
who
he's
trying
to kid by attempting to pass blame for possibly
the single largest strategic mistake in human
history
onto
the proud shoulders of President
Obama. So screw Cheney and the fox he
rode in on.
While I'm on the subject allow me to clarify a
massive misconception regarding Iraq. Our invasion
of that country was no "mistake", it
was a carefully conceived
plan,
in the works for years before Dubya was awarded
the presidency by the Supreme Court. In reality,
it was nationally-sponsored murder designed to
throw the Middle East into the kind of political
chaos that will benefit
the U.S. military-industrial-godzilla for decades
to come. That's why the neocons on Fox News are
frothing
at the
mouth
to feed the literal flames in Iraq with another
crop of hapless, teenage patriots ready to die
for God and country because Boeing, Northrop,
and Lockheed-Martin obviously have another yacht
payment
due.
So, let's not murder more innocent people and
just say we did. Just to piss Cheney off.
=Lefty=
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Lawyer: Henceforth, Mr. Johnson, you're to
remain 200 yards from Mrs. Johnson's coop
at all
times. Please say “buk-buk-bagawk” if
you understand.
Why the chicken no longer crosses the road.
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