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Father: I wonder if we can teach the kid
math.
Mother: Don't be silly! That's too complicated
for a four-year-old!
Mother:Then God became his own son who walked
on water and killed fig trees and let himself
be nailed to a cross so he could save us
all from from burning in lakes of fire after
we die.