A
Poke In The Eye
If
there's at least one good reason why man should never
be allowed unfettered access to other habitable planets
in our
universe it's probably because we spend a lot
of time thinking
up ways
to torture
one
another.
I don't mean the "having to share a room with your
little brother until you're 18" kind of torture,
I mean the
"torment people until they die" kind.
Torture has mostly been an official government program
through the ages. While kings and potentates used to
craft things like giant
bronze bulls to act as human crock-pots nowadays officials
of the State employ battery-cables to the testicles,
waterboarding,
sleep deprivation, or Justin Bieber songs. And that's
just in the civilized countries, the one's that seldom
employ such charming practices as necklacing. (Look it
up.)
Shooting someone can be torture, too, if you aim for
the right place. You can ensure another human a long,
slow,
painful
death if you blast a particular chunk out
of the spine or brain. I'm surprised that George Zimmerman
missed a golden opportunity to send a lingering message
to all those black kids in his community by killing Trayvon
Martin outright instead of blowing away his lower jaw.
The odd thing about the Stand Your Ground law
in Florida is you don't have to use a gun. You can "protect"
yourself with just about anything so, self-appointed
judge/jury/executioners, why not try something classy
next time like an iron maiden, or something elegant
like
a guillotine, or perhaps a handy pot of boiling oil?
Guns are so last century.
Or best of all, why not just nail someone to a cross?
If it's good enough for the Son of God it's good enough
for them damn kids in your yard. I'm sure Pontius Pilate
and the Florida Police Department would agree.
=Lefty=
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