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Exterminate!
Here's
a way to understand the basic problem with guns...
If the law required that everyone had to carry a gun with
them at all times what you'd soon discover is that
people would begin
shooting at each other for a wide variety of reasons. Much
mayhem would result.
If, on the other hand, the law required each person be
accompanied by an armed robot which could sense when you
were in danger
from someone else, and would subsequently shoot the perp,
quickly and acurately, you'd find
that the general populace would start minding its manners
and shooting deaths would drop to almost nothing as
only the suicidal
would
risk
such
certain
doom.
What this means is that that average American is, by
and large, thick as Alaskan honey and should never have
access
to
something as deadly as a gun.
=Lefty=
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Jared Loughner: Gosh, Adam, I sure do enjoy shooting
the kids but these guns sure make a lot of racket.
Adam Lanza: Ha-ha! They sure do, Jared, that is why
I recommend the Hush-Master 3000, the 100% silent assault
rifle.
Unlike the noisy guns the authorities won't suspect
a thing until the blood is up to their knees.
That sounds great, Adam, but are they legal?
Ha-ha! Of course they are legal, my good friend. They
are guns, aren't they?
Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
And remember...
shooting the many bullets is not just the constitutional
right, It is a normal tradition of americans. So get
a Hush-master© 3000 today!.
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