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666 Where Arrre You?
The
result of God giving man the power of prayer is a lot like
psychiatrists giving
their patients their home phone numbers... it's gonna be
trouble, especially if the patient sees a few of sparrows
falling
and thinks his shrink ought to be able to tell him exactly
what that means... NOW! At 3AM.
What I don't understand about prayer is why anyone would
bother as it has a proven 100% failure rate. I understand
the power of self-hypnosis and self-affirmation but to
believe that activating a few brain cells is going to result
in beggars on horseback is pretty darned silly. So stop
it! Eat some good chocolate or take a nap. You'll feel
much better.
=Lefty=
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Chow (Avert you eyes!)
Censored comic
Adam: Dear Lord, thank you again for inventing sex.
So far it's been great but tomorrow I pray that Eve
covers me in grape jam and gives me a rusty trombone
in a rope swing. Then I pray you guide her hand as
she takes a shaved hamster and shoves it...
God on toilet: La-la-la-la-la I am NOT listening to
this La-la-la-la!
Caption: Eventually, after rigorous beta testing, junk-filtering
was included in Prayer 1.0.
The
result of God giving man the power of prayer is a lot like
psychiatrists giving
their patients their home phone numbers... it's gonna be
trouble, especially if the patient sees a few of sparrows
falling
and thinks his shrink ought to be able to tell him exactly
what that means... NOW! At 3AM.
