The
Rat In The Hat
 From
my viewpoint, do
you know what seems to be the most important criteria
for selecting a new Pope?
Considering the long list of losers, especially this last
one, I'd guess it's hat size.
Seriously. The Vatican has, like, a gazillion special Pope-hats,
and if you hire a relatively fat-headed or pin-headed
replacement,
PFFFT!,
there goes
the clothing
budget. Hell,
it may take the Holy Roman Empire ten or fifteen whole
nanoseconds to accumulate enough funds to take them all
in or let them
all out or
just stick them up the Pope's wretched, fetid, purulent
ass, but that's time and money they could have better spent
buggering
the
altar
boys
and that's just not fair to anyone, now is it?
So when they finally choose a new Pope he's definitely
going to be wearing the same hats. You just watch.
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On a more important note, if you have
boxes or bags of shipping peanuts cluttering up your living
or working space and you're considering chucking
them in the dumpster, please, for the love of all that's
chocolate, don't. Instead, take them down to your
local UPS Store. The lads and lasses there are only too
happy to take them off your hands. Thank you, UPS
=Lefty=
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