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The Biggest Loser

john loser boehnerSpeaker of the House John Boehner, leader of the most monumentally do-nothing Congress ever (See chart below) is attempting to pass the blame for their uselessness onto the Senate. He said, and I quote:

"When you look at the number of bills passed by the House and the paltry number of bills passed by the Senate you can see where the problem is. Both the House and Senate have to do their job. The House continues to do its job. The Senate needs to get serious about doing theirs."

What bills, John? You mean the 48 times the House voted to defund Obamacare? Can you name any other bills you sent to the Senate? You know, like a farm bill, or a transportation bill or, I dunno, A BUDGET? Those would be nice.

As for the Senate, John, could you have possibly been referring to the Senate Republicans who have filibustered every bit of legislation that has come their way? The very Republican obstructionists who eventually forced Harry Reid to change the filibuster rules? THAT Senate, John?

I know he doesn't care. High-priced whores like him just do what they're told and then crawl into the bottle to wash away the pain. I just hope it's a lot of pain, Mr. Speaker.


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