Hello,
I Must Be Going.
It's
now 3:30 AM. This is my second try at a comic this
evening because, as occasionally happens, the first
attempt suffered
from fatal deficiencies in style, grace, humor, and
timeliness.
Basically, the usual.
Tonight was All Hallow's Eve and as usual, all the
smart kids in my area opted to be chauffeured across
town to the ritzier neighborhoods, to assault en masse
the
McMansions
which
proffer the full-size candy bars.
My
hood is, sadly,
more
of the Smarties and Toostie Roll variety. As a result
I had a total of only about 20 kids stagger up to my
door, entreating me for small globs of sugared dainties.
As is my habit I opened the door to each new trick-or-treater
holding in my arms a large bucket labeled
"POISON", it being filled with tempting goodies. I
assured each of the little nippers, with an odd gleam
in my eye, that the red candy was the best of
all. Yessss, the red candy. Eat the red candy.
I love this time of year.
Incidentally, as of today, and for the rest of the
year, you will never again hear the phrase "But it's
not even Halloween!" when someone spies Xmas-related
goods.
Just thought you ought to know. See you Monday.
=Lefty=
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