It's
Your Party and I'll Cry If I Want To.
What
would the GOP do without someone to blame for their
inability to govern?
For instance:
Wall
Street bankers gamed the system and almost caused a
worldwide economic meltdown, so who does the GOP blame?
Those poor suckers who got funny-money loans for McMansions
with no money down.
Trillions of tax dollars were lost to unfunded wars,
Medicare Part D, and the Bush tax cuts. Instead of
raising revenue and voting for jobs bills numerous
GOP-led states begin firing thousands of teachers,
firefighters,
and policemen.
Fewer and fewer Americans are voting for the GOP
so instead of adopting a more centrist platform they
simply accuse ACORN, minorities, students, and women
of voter fraud, then changed the voting rules, making
it harder to cast a vote if you're anything but a white
male.
America was attacked by a small group of terrorists,
so the GOP lied about WMDs and mushroom clouds and
weapons inspectors and proceeded to invade the wrong
country. A half-million innocent people die.
The embassies the GOP purposely underfunded were
overrun by "terrorists" and Americans began dying,
so the GOP blamed Hillary Clinton.... because
they're afraid of Hillary
Clinton.
The GOP discovers that the IRS is screening both progressive
and conservative groups applying for 401(c)(4) status,
so they blame the IRS for screening conservative groups.
Mr. Obama gets blamed for everything by the GOP. Even
things he didn't so.
Systemic failures in both the military and the FAA
result in the devastating attacks of
9-11. Over 4000 people died but no one was fired or
demoted.
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BTW, if you're looking for some last minute
Halloween fun for the little ones allow me to offer Cat
Bowling,
which is pretty much exactly what you think it is.
=Lefty=
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