(The
following is from dailykos.com contributor Bill
In Portland Maine)
"Suck
it."
To Rush Limbaugh, who said "I hope he fails" on
inauguration day: Suck
it. He didn't.
To the birthers, whose claims about Barack HUSSEIN Obama's "questionable" citizenship
were nothing but racism cloaked in concern-trollery: Suck it. He's a two term
Kenyan president now.
To Mitch McConnell, who said his #1 goal was to make Barack Obama "a one-term
president": Suck it, turtleman. #44 is #44 for another 4.
To John Boehner, who as House minority leader yelled "Hell NO you can't!" to
Obama's first-term agenda: Suck it. Hell YES he could!
To former South Carolina senator and tea party organizer Jim DeMint, who said
the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act would be "Obama's Waterloo":
Suck it. It so wasn't.
To the tea party idiots who hoisted signs at their Obamacare protest rallies
that read, "Bury Obamacare with Ted Kennedy": I'd rather bury your
ideas with Reagan. Suck it, jerks.
To Mitt Romney, who ran the most classless and bullshit-dense campaign of any
presidential candidate in my memory: Here's something you can scrawl on your
Etch-A-Sketch: S-U-C-K-I-T.
To Dick Cheney, who said America would be less safe under Obama: sir, the attacks
of 9/11/01---and there were four of them---happened on your watch. Obama killed
bin Laden and there were no al Qaeda attacks on American soil. So suck it. Right
after you take a remedial gun-safety course.
To all those ignorant fools who called Barack Obama a Muslim, a Kenyan and/or
a socialist as if those are all inherently and self-evidently "bad" things:
grow the fuck up. Right after you suck it.
To Sean Hannity, Karl Rove and Dick Morris: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!
Suck it.
To the Wall Street banksters, who….. who….. hell, I can't even begin
to write the words that describe your obscene, cold-hearted, destructive, greedy
and soulless behavior over the past four years. Just suck it.
To all the governors and state legislatures that tried their damndest to rig
election laws so they favored Romney over Obama: Suck it. All you did was ensure
that voters were more committed than ever to making sure their votes were counted.
And to President Barack Hussein Obama, who withstood all the slime, slop and
sleaze that the conservatives' political, financial and media catapults could
hurl at him:
Carry on. Congratulations. And enjoy your day.
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Ragebox
One
of the best things about Redbox is that you can reserve
a movie ahead of time online. That way it only takes
a couple of seconds to retrieve your DVD, an especially
imporant technique during inclement weather. If you're
not using Redbox in this manner then you are
a waste
of otherwise good RNA.
As good as this sytem is it has failed me lately. For
the second week in a row I've reserved
a copy of
a
movie only to be told that it wasn't available at the
chosen kiosk. The actual message I've received is
that there's something wrong with
my credit card, which is puzzling as it was clearly
debited. I think the message should actually be "Sorry,
no one's perfect. There's no telling where
your DVD is so give us a call and we'll attempt to
mollify you with a few free rentals."
I now have six free rental codes and I'll probably
never use them. You know how it is. The Redbox offers
one movie you really want to see and a zillion leftovers.
In my case you're just as likely to drive straight
home and simply a torrent a copy of the movie you wanted
to
rent.
I'm not
saying I did that but it could happen.
Twice.
=Lefty=
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