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amused Obama"No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate." - Mitt Romney

If I was Mr. Obama...

"No one ever asked to see my tax returns.

No one's ever asked me to put my money in off-shore tax havens.

No one's ever asked me to forget I signed a health care bill.

No one's ever asked me to avoid talking about my political past.

No one's ever asked me to remove a dog from the roof of my car.

No one's ever had to keep asking me when I retired.

No one's ever asked me to build an elevator for my cars.

No one's ever asked me to drive companies out of business and feast on their debt.

No one's ever asked me to wear magic underwear.

No one's ever asked me to baptize dead jews.

No one's ever told me to change my political opinion about gays, planned parenthood, abortion, or gun control.

No one's ever asked me to constantly lie about almost everything in order to become president.

No one's ever asked me to gain political advantage by appealing to racists."


At the RNC on Tuesday night they're going to feature a small businesswoman who "built it herself"... although she really built it on $15 million in government contracts. She didn't have a web site so a helpful redditor built her one listing all of her "go-it-alone" achievements:


That URL is currently getting bombarded with traffic so here's a helpful mirror version:



are you registered to vote?Will you be voting absentee this November but don't know what to do about it?

Then check out the Long Distance Voter. Not only can you register to vote, and verify your registration, you can also request an absentee ballot.


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Oh, That Mitt.

Romney's not blackThe Economist magazine asks, and not very nicely, "So Mitt, what do you really believe?
A quote from the article:

"Competence is worthless without direction and, frankly, character. Would that Candidate Romney had indeed presented himself as a solid chief executive who got things done. Instead he has appeared as a fawning PR man, apparently willing to do or say just about anything to get elected."


Esquire Magazine calls Mitt Romney "The Leader of Led Men". A quote from the article:

"He made the bobsleds run on time, we can say that for him. But, honestly, converting a festival of international bribery into a celebration of provincial crony capitalism isn't exactly rolling your men up San Juan Hill."


What did Reuters get wrong about Romney's energy plan? Quite a bit, it seems. A quote from the article:

"Holland's report also failed to challenge Romney's ludicrous assertion that we can drill our way to energy independence in eight years."


Today's video: Mitt Romney in "The Do-Over."

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President Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments

Number 32: Passed Fair Sentencing Act

barack obama's top 50 accomplishmentsSigned 2010 legislation that reduces sentencing disparity between crack versus powder cocaine possessionfrom100 to1 to 18 to1.

For the full list of his 50 finest achievements read the Washington Monthly story.


And now our Chart of the Day: 14 Reasons Why This Is The Worst Congress Ever.

missions to mars chart


Republican Job Creation Update

republican job creationCongress is in recess until early September. No jobs are being created, no farms are being saved.

For the full 2001-2012 list of Republican sloth please visit republicanjobcreation.com.


Fox News Lies. Dump Fox News

Fox News Lies! M
itt Romney makes a tacky, tactical blunder with his "birth certificate" comment and Fox News goes "What birth certificate comment?" (eyes batting furiously)

Click here to help Drop Fox from your cable system.


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Today's Google Chow.

Man reading bedtime story to son: "Once upon a time God created the heavens and the earth, and the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters."

Caption: Atheist Fairy Tales

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